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Post by rubl on May 4, 2015 0:09:31 GMT 7
 smokie. Maybe this should be in the health thread but as a man, how many times a week is it ok?
It's reckoned that twice is the optimum for load capacity.
What a topic.
I once read an article that especially for the 'older' gentlemen an ejaculation every "to be determined period" may keep the doctor away as in possibly preventing or reducing the risk of prostrate cancer. The article didn't say how best to achieve the 'ejac' though. Still room for imaginative thinking.  |
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Post by streetcowboy on May 4, 2015 0:14:55 GMT 7
smokie. Maybe this should be in the health thread but as a man, how many times a week is it ok? Once a king, always a king, but once a knight is enough |
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Post by streetcowboy on May 4, 2015 0:16:00 GMT 7
An old store with a toilet in the backyard, an unlocked door, boss walked straight in, a Women's Weekly was involved, nothing was ever said. I'd keep quiet about working for theBlether, if I was you |
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Post by thaddeus on May 4, 2015 0:18:24 GMT 7
An old store with a toilet in the backyard, an unlocked door, boss walked straight in, a Women's Weekly was involved, nothing was ever said. Women's Weekly, easily satisfied then, at my peak I could get half way through a Gratton's Catalogue. |
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Post by Deleted on May 4, 2015 0:25:39 GMT 7
An old store with a toilet in the backyard, an unlocked door, boss walked straight in, a Women's Weekly was involved, nothing was ever said. Women's Weekly, easily satisfied then, at my peak I could get half way through a Gratton's Catalogue.
Did you peak early?
Another female complaint
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Post by rubl on May 4, 2015 0:35:22 GMT 7
Is it allowed to lie about this? I would really like to say something like "caught by the wife who said 'tjeez and we just ... ...' " Maybe I should make an appointment with Doctor Phil  |
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Post by smokie36 on May 4, 2015 1:00:17 GMT 7
Women are obsessed with our sexual desires.....nice to know I guess.
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Post by SirToad on May 4, 2015 7:45:44 GMT 7
Is it allowed to lie about this? I would really like to say something like "caught by the wife who said 'tjeez and we just ... ...' " Maybe I should make an appointment with Doctor Phil Don't you mean Dr Will? |
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Post by patsycat on May 4, 2015 7:51:28 GMT 7
I think it was the smoking of a joint and having to act normal. Which i failed - my dad knew exactly what was going on and shuttled me off to my bedroom. Put a glass of water beside my bed with the parting "We shall talk in the morning" in his gruff voice.
I did feel like shite.
Hasn't stopped me enjoying a wee doobie now and again.
And that came from my father who actually phoned me to tell me he could smuggle hashish from Pakistan in his "Diplomatic Bag"!!!
He never did, thank god- Pakistani Gold was the flavour of the month thirty years ago. I could have made a fortune.
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Post by Deleted on May 4, 2015 11:56:25 GMT 7
....but hash is legal in Swissland.
'interfearingwithyourself' hasn't the same clout as the 'w' word. What about polishing the rocket, slapping the salami?
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Post by me on May 4, 2015 12:26:15 GMT 7
....but hash is legal in Swissland. 'interfearingwithyourself' hasn't the same clout as the 'w' word. What about polishing the rocket, slapping the salami? This lot should increase the hit rate:) www.ebaumsworld.com/jokes/read/80573589/1. Battery testing 2. Beat the clit 3. Bop 4. Bruise the beaver 5. Buff the muff 6. Butter the biscuit 7. Churn the butter 8. Club the clam 9. Clit flicking 10. Clit pick 11. Deck the nun 12. Dial 'o' on the pink telephone 13. Diddle yourself 14. Dig your own hole 15. Double click your mouse 16. Feed the beaver 17. Feel the love 18. Finger bang old Mary Rotten Crotch 19. Finger <duck> 20. Finger the bottle 21. Finger the love hole 22. Finger yourself 23. Finger your pussy 24. Flick the bean 25. Flick the flab 26. Flip the clit 27. Flip your flossy 28. |
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Post by songhua on May 4, 2015 12:51:34 GMT 7
....but hash is legal in Swissland. 'interfearingwithyourself' hasn't the same clout as the 'w' word. What about polishing the rocket, slapping the salami? We should have a forum code for it. How about "peelin' the mango"? |
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Post by Deleted on May 4, 2015 12:56:05 GMT 7
Nothing wrong with that, open minds.
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Post by cherrypie on May 4, 2015 21:23:11 GMT 7
A lot of good toys out there for both men and women.
Never got caught masturbating, but got caught in a threesome once.
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Post by Deleted on May 4, 2015 21:30:42 GMT 7
...do go on....so you are not cherry/apple pie after all.
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smokie. Maybe this should be in the health thread but as a man, how many times a week is it ok? 
