Have you ever been caught <intereferingwithyourself>?

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colinneil Crazy Mango Posts: 15 Likes: 9	Have you ever been caught <intereferingwithyourself>? May 5, 2015 0:30:27 GMT 7 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by colinneil on May 5, 2015 0:30:27 GMT 7 Sex sex sex, just a memory for me, cannot even do any self pleasuring, never mind once a night, now i have to rely on my memory.

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Have you ever been caught <intereferingwithyourself>? May 6, 2015 22:47:06 GMT 7 via mobile

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Post by streetcowboy on May 6, 2015 22:47:06 GMT 7

May 4, 2015 12:26:15 GMT 7 me said:

May 4, 2015 11:56:25 GMT 7 @<Bunny boiler> said:

....but hash is legal in Swissland.

'interfearingwithyourself' hasn't the same clout as the 'w' word. What about polishing the rocket, slapping the salami?

This lot should increase the hit rate:)

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Battery testing

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Beat the clit

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Bop

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Bruise the beaver

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Buff the muff

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Butter the biscuit

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Churn the butter

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Club the clam

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Clit flicking

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Clit pick

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Deck the nun

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Dial 'o' on the pink telephone

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Diddle yourself

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Dig your own hole

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Double click your mouse

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Feed the beaver

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Feel the love

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Finger bang old Mary Rotten Crotch

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Finger <duck>

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Finger the bottle

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Finger the love hole

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Finger yourself

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Finger your pussy

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Flick the bean

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Flick the flab

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Flip the clit

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Flip your flossy

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That's more euphemisms than you could shake a stick at

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Have you ever been caught <intereferingwithyourself>? May 6, 2015 22:48:33 GMT 7 via mobile

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Post by streetcowboy on May 6, 2015 22:48:33 GMT 7

May 5, 2015 0:30:27 GMT 7 colinneil said:

Sex sex sex, just a memory for me, cannot even do any self pleasuring, never mind once a night, now i have to rely on my memory.

Would a thread of past triumphs provide some vicarious satisfaction?

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Have you ever been caught <intereferingwithyourself>? May 6, 2015 22:50:06 GMT 7 via mobile

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Post by streetcowboy on May 6, 2015 22:50:06 GMT 7

May 4, 2015 12:26:15 GMT 7 me said:

May 4, 2015 11:56:25 GMT 7 @<Bunny boiler> said:

....but hash is legal in Swissland.

'interfearingwithyourself' hasn't the same clout as the 'w' word. What about polishing the rocket, slapping the salami?

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Have you ever been caught <intereferingwithyourself>?

Post by colinneil on May 5, 2015 0:30:27 GMT 7

Post by streetcowboy on May 6, 2015 22:47:06 GMT 7

Post by streetcowboy on May 6, 2015 22:48:33 GMT 7

Post by streetcowboy on May 6, 2015 22:50:06 GMT 7

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