Mosha
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Post by Mosha on May 10, 2017 12:53:02 GMT 7
Wife. Lady from Korat has married man from Neuterland.
Me Where? (Thinking there is a country where all the blokes are castrated.)
Wife. Neuterland
Me. Never heard of it. Do you mean Netherlands?
Wife. No Neuterland.
Not convinced I put Netherlands into my translate app. Neuterland.
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Post by rubl on May 10, 2017 13:14:43 GMT 7
Should I start to feel snipped in the nether regions?  |
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Post by siampolee on May 10, 2017 13:44:17 GMT 7
Just proves those translation apps are a load of bollox!!!!  |
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Post by Deleted on May 10, 2017 14:22:39 GMT 7
My first wife was convinced that all German males were engineers  |
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Post by smokie36 on May 17, 2017 21:39:01 GMT 7
My first wife was convinced that all German males were engineers Well they are not fvcking chefs that's for sure!! |
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Post by Deleted on May 18, 2017 5:45:30 GMT 7
Wife #1 and I met a German couple in the Night Market in CR one night. When I asked the guy what he did for a living he said he was a mechanical engineer. Wife looked at me and said - "See ?"  |
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Mosha
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Post by Mosha on May 18, 2017 6:35:30 GMT 7
My first wife was convinced that all German males were engineers Well they are not fvcking chefs that's for sure!! No, that's Swedes. |
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Post by Deleted on May 26, 2017 11:27:45 GMT 7
My first wife was convinced that all German males were engineers Well they are not fvcking chefs that's for sure!! I really hope and presume that you are making an exception for our very own inhouse (Crazy) Chef? |
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Post by me on May 26, 2017 11:49:02 GMT 7
Well they are not fvcking chefs that's for sure!! I really hope and presume that you are making an exception for our very own inhouse (Crazy) Chef? He is an engineer and a good one too. He designed and constructed delicious items for consumption. |
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Post by smokie36 on May 26, 2017 12:59:13 GMT 7
Well they are not fvcking chefs that's for sure!! I really hope and presume that you are making an exception for our very own inhouse (Crazy) Chef? I duly eat humble smoked sausage! |
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Post by Deleted on May 26, 2017 13:01:54 GMT 7
I really hope and presume that you are making an exception for our very own inhouse (Crazy) Chef? I duly eat humble smoked sausage! Bratwurst? |
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Post by smokie36 on May 26, 2017 13:36:50 GMT 7
I duly eat humble smoked sausage! Bratwurst? You know I hate smoked sausage after that incident in Frankfurt in the train station loos back on the school trip. Mind you I did make 50 Deutchmarks! |
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Post by Deleted on May 26, 2017 13:53:01 GMT 7
You know I hate smoked sausage after that incident in Frankfurt in the train station loos back on the school trip. Mind you I did make 50 Deutchmarks! Are you now áctually comming out of the sausage cupboard and admitting being a part of the 'Bratty Bender' crowd? Also, you do realise that by taking your bratwurst sliced does not entitle you to proclaim yourself to be a money box, don't you? |
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Post by me on May 26, 2017 13:54:42 GMT 7
You know I hate smoked sausage after that incident in Frankfurt in the train station loos back on the school trip. Mind you I did make 50 Deutchmarks! Met Siampolee there did you....I hear early in their carrear they uses to be very good at hanging out in the loos. |
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Post by Deleted on May 26, 2017 13:56:36 GMT 7
You know I hate smoked sausage after that incident in Frankfurt in the train station loos back on the school trip. Mind you I did make 50 Deutchmarks! Met Siampolee there did you....I hear early in their carrear they uses to be very good at hanging out in the loos. Ah, that was his cottage industry'. |
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