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Post by MrToad on May 17, 2017 20:10:32 GMT 7
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Post by MrToad on May 17, 2017 20:14:46 GMT 7
You have to watch the video to get the true flavour
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Post by rgs2001uk on May 17, 2017 21:19:54 GMT 7
^^^ loving the comments section.
One thing is for sure, I will NEVER set foot in that shithole again.
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Post by smokie36 on May 17, 2017 21:48:23 GMT 7
^^^ loving the comments section. One thing is for sure, I will NEVER set foot in that shithole again. Well after being wheeled out of the hotel I'm surprised they would let you  . |
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Post by rgs2001uk on May 17, 2017 21:57:16 GMT 7
^^^, , I know Flippers that refuse to set foot in the country again for fear of their kids being kidnapped. They fly from the UK to Thailand and get their parents to meet them in Thailand. If Flippersville is so great why are there so many Flippers living in Thailand? My favourites are, but not limited to the Flipper scammers that used to hang around outside Pan Thip Plaza, or the Jesus Brigade that frequent the bars of Pattaya. "Its for the children" some flipper (scammer)told me, as she nervously looked over her shoulder before showing me a picture of Jesus (thats actually another story, as far as I know Jesus was never photographed). What gives them away every time is, that gawd awful accent, they cant speak Thai, and they aint wearing an amulet. I asked her how much for a short time and she pretty soon ferked off. |
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Post by rgs2001uk on May 17, 2017 22:26:55 GMT 7
^^^ smokes, you have just reminded me of a couple of hotel stories.
Years ago was sat at some poolside bar in a hotel in Pattaya.
"The Psycho" his mrs and kids were splashing around having a great time.
The upcountry dek serv came back and started talking to the other upcountry hillbilly dek serv.
Conversation went something like, that snob thinks coz she has a farang husband she is HiSo and doesnt need to speak Thai.
I told her in THAI, she aint no snob and she cant speak Thai because she is a Pinoy.
Down went the heads, not a word of apology.
What made it better was when The Psycho went to pay the bill and I told him in English, NO TIP, cant be assed typing Thai, but I told The Psycho, their mouths are no good, in Thai, not that he understood a word of it, but that didnt matter.
Second story.
Mate of mine married to a VERY high ranking Gov't offical was on holiday down south, some dek serv made a comment not knowing the guy could speak Thai.
He mentioned it to his mrs who went crazy, farang was trying to play it down.
His mrs asked her who the eff she was and why she spoke like that, typical Thai response, denial.
Supervisor called, again denial.
At this point Gov't ID card was pulled out, the hillbillies headed for cover as someone else was left to clean up the mess.
End result, free stay at the hotel and MEGA BIG WAIS offered.
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Post by Deleted on May 17, 2017 22:32:27 GMT 7
As per usual with these vids, we don't get the follow up which would be the most interesting part.
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Post by smokie36 on May 18, 2017 1:46:21 GMT 7
^^^ smokes, you have just reminded me of a couple of hotel stories. Years ago was sat at some poolside bar in a hotel in Pattaya. "The Psycho" his mrs and kids were splashing around having a great time. The upcountry dek serv came back and started talking to the other upcountry hillbilly dek serv. Conversation went something like, that snob thinks coz she has a farang husband she is HiSo and doesnt need to speak Thai. I told her in THAI, she aint no snob and she cant speak Thai because she is a Pinoy. Down went the heads, not a word of apology. What made it better was when The Psycho went to pay the bill and I told him in English, NO TIP, cant be assed typing Thai, but I told The Psycho, their mouths are no good, in Thai, not that he understood a word of it, but that didnt matter. Second story. Mate of mine married to a VERY high ranking Gov't offical was on holiday down south, some dek serv made a comment not knowing the guy could speak Thai. He mentioned it to his mrs who went crazy, farang was trying to play it down. His mrs asked her who the eff she was and why she spoke like that, typical Thai response, denial. Supervisor called, again denial. At this point Gov't ID card was pulled out, the hillbillies headed for cover as someone else was left to clean up the mess. End result, free stay at the hotel and MEGA BIG WAIS offered. I got 30 quid worth of free pizza waiting for me at the local jizz pizza house cos I got p**sed up last week and ordered from em. Of course it was shit jizz pizza so I complained to their head office in London rather than their shack here behind the village green. They gave me 15 quid worth and being me I tried to redeem it after another p**s up on Saturday. The dek serve in the jizz house decided he was much smarter than me so now he has to bow and scrape next time I call and give me service twice over for his impertinence. Yes I can do it here too. |
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Post by Deleted on May 18, 2017 6:13:56 GMT 7
Au Dessau (Oldboy 2003) situation?
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Post by onionluke on May 18, 2017 8:22:44 GMT 7
Looks like he was drugged.
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Post by rgs2001uk on May 18, 2017 21:33:36 GMT 7
^^^ smokes, you have just reminded me of a couple of hotel stories. Years ago was sat at some poolside bar in a hotel in Pattaya. "The Psycho" his mrs and kids were splashing around having a great time. The upcountry dek serv came back and started talking to the other upcountry hillbilly dek serv. Conversation went something like, that snob thinks coz she has a farang husband she is HiSo and doesnt need to speak Thai. I told her in THAI, she aint no snob and she cant speak Thai because she is a Pinoy. Down went the heads, not a word of apology. What made it better was when The Psycho went to pay the bill and I told him in English, NO TIP, cant be assed typing Thai, but I told The Psycho, their mouths are no good, in Thai, not that he understood a word of it, but that didnt matter. Second story. Mate of mine married to a VERY high ranking Gov't offical was on holiday down south, some dek serv made a comment not knowing the guy could speak Thai. He mentioned it to his mrs who went crazy, farang was trying to play it down. His mrs asked her who the eff she was and why she spoke like that, typical Thai response, denial. Supervisor called, again denial. At this point Gov't ID card was pulled out, the hillbillies headed for cover as someone else was left to clean up the mess. End result, free stay at the hotel and MEGA BIG WAIS offered. I got 30 quid worth of free pizza waiting for me at the local jizz pizza house cos I got p**sed up last week and ordered from em. Of course it was shit jizz pizza so I complained to their head office in London rather than their shack here behind the village green. They gave me 15 quid worth and being me I tried to redeem it after another p**s up on Saturday. The dek serve in the jizz house decided he was much smarter than me so now he has to bow and scrape next time I call and give me service twice over for his impertinence.Yes I can do it here too. Great stuff, The Wrath of Smokie. Was it some pimple faced youth with zits like custard pies on the fast track career path to nowhere? Hope he was wearing his polo shirt that said something like, staff or management on it. What was his problem, too thick to work the headset or ipad? I would have fired his sorry ass and got some Poles in to replace him |
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Post by smokie36 on May 19, 2017 4:12:09 GMT 7
Oh this one is about 22 and has his West Country cider slaves of 18 or 19 thinking he is God.
Only trouble is I know a guy in their head office in London who is some likely 95 steps up the ladder from him.
The store manager sent me a text this morning asking me if I enjoyed my pizza last night hahaha.
Was much better I must admit.
Not sure I'll bother with the second however....I'm not a freeloading sort....I just wanted one decent pizza when I ordered and now am satisfied.
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Post by Deleted on May 19, 2017 5:04:25 GMT 7
* Note to self - "NEVER, under any circumstances, go on holidays to the Philippines with smokie" !  |
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Post by me on May 19, 2017 9:06:44 GMT 7
* Note to self - "NEVER, under any circumstances, go on holidays to the Philippines with smokie" ! Note to everyone......never ever go on holiday to anywhere with mick and smokie and siampolie..... make that never go anywhere with anyone on this board.... |
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