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Post by Deleted on May 6, 2015 19:56:44 GMT 7
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Post by pgrahmm on May 6, 2015 20:13:31 GMT 7
Clean up aisle 31 (and 32).....
I'm a big guy over 100k....but the part of me that doesn't jive is my shoulders.....not the waistline or stomach....
But I've been on planes where fat sweaty woman have taken 1 1/2 seats - fortunately before I located my seat - pre board?
I walk right past and hail a flight attendant and explain and they have found other seating.....
If they cannot fit in a seat they should buy 2 seats - if not on that flight they wait for the next available flight IMO.....
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Post by pgrahmm on May 6, 2015 20:22:07 GMT 7
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Post by paddyjenkins on May 6, 2015 20:22:59 GMT 7
I think fat people have it coming, its just a matter of time before the rest of us reach the limit of our tolerance
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Post by Fletchsmile on May 6, 2015 20:28:58 GMT 7
Before you sat down why didn't you just politely say: "excuse me, you're in my seat"  or even "excuse me, part of you is in my seat" Next step to go to the stewardess and then say "excuse me, could you help me, there's someone in my seat" / ..."someone in part of my seat" Cheers Fletch |
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Post by Deleted on May 6, 2015 20:29:13 GMT 7
Sure I am sorry about over weight folk if it is in their genes and not walking around with a 2 litre bottle of coke all day, BUT, a weeee bird of 45kg could have to pay cash for being 2kg over in her case weight, the 150kg behind in the queue is spot on the limit with the case but weighs over a 100kg more than the bird and walks..........That is rolox to me.
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Post by Fletchsmile on May 6, 2015 20:33:41 GMT 7
Solution # 202
Always keep saved copies of various Chubby Brown material on your Ipad and listen to them without headphones. Be mindful not to have it on too loud and disturb too many other passengers. Just loud enough to be heard. For example this song:
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Post by Deleted on May 6, 2015 20:37:06 GMT 7
When you have to pay full fare for a couple of kids who are not teenagers yet and then have some phat phuck telling me to put my nine year old on my lap because he was uncomfortable, then he is falling asleep on my shoulder just about. Bloody hell, couldn't move either full flight.
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Post by Deleted on May 6, 2015 20:38:22 GMT 7
VOTE UKIP and we'll ban these flying whales from all air travel until they have completed the UKIP chili, brussel sprout and castor oil slimming plan....(although we'll have to do something about the name of those farking sprouts, what what?)
In the interim, airlines should make all whales pay for two seats - possibly even three, since some poor sod could get crushed against the cabin wall in a 3-seat row.
Why should someone who is so fat that they have to sit across two seats with the armrest up their bumcrack be upgraded to business class? I am aware of a chap who regularly boasts about flying business class, but let's face it, he's so <duck>ing obese that the blubbertub wouldn't fit into an economy seat.. He'd need two or three seatbelts to get round his gut. God! The thought of having to sit next to some sweaty great heap like that for hours on end, with wave after wave of fat spilling over into my seat like a lard tsunami gives me the barf.
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Post by paddyjenkins on May 6, 2015 20:43:32 GMT 7
listen, im not fundamentally against fat people, most are very cheerful and nice etc, although not all, I know some very angry and evil fat people too. I just don't need to be sat on.
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Post by Deleted on May 6, 2015 20:45:16 GMT 7
listen, im not fundamentally against fat people, most are very cheerful and nice etc, although not all, I know some very angry and evil fat people too. I just don't need to be sat on. Couldn't agree more, old boy. There are far more enjoyable ways to be sat on, eh what? |
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Post by Deleted on May 6, 2015 20:49:28 GMT 7
Fink we should have a poll...............  |
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Post by Deleted on May 6, 2015 20:53:45 GMT 7
Fink we should have a poll............... Spiffing idea.... but only ONE vote each, they're not aircraft seats, right? |
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Post by Fletchsmile on May 6, 2015 20:56:01 GMT 7
#303 To be loaded on your Ipad for short flights. It even has a public announcement and airport theme at the start. As the saying goes laugh and the world laughs with you.
Even just the first 10 minutes... got to be among the "least PC" comedians ever
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Post by Deleted on May 6, 2015 21:04:13 GMT 7
Fink we should have a poll............... The world is yours, poll away. |
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