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Post by Deleted on Jun 23, 2017 9:22:42 GMT 7
In the past (and to a degree the present) we Mangoes have been very lucky to have great pin up persons who are also great role models.
We have been blessed with being star struck with such great names as Stacey Dooley, Lord Buckethead & Ronnie Pickering.
However, yesterday I posted up a few youtube clips (on the ‘Would you rob a bank’ thread). These were clips of a woman who uses the name Ánna Blast and after re-watching them I then went on a search of youtube to find some of her material.
She is an aged mother who offers advice on life in a gangster rap style and is also a pimp to a stable of Ho’s.
Some of her life advice/tips/quotes include such great gemsas:
Every time you yell at your kids put a quarter in your 'no yelling sock' and soon you'll have a weapon to beat them with.
Never pretend to be something that your not….. unless you’re pretending to be sober, then it’s probably a good idea.
Yeah, you know I'm trying to find someone with a good weed connection because I'm smoking for 2 now.
Kids are like jigsaw puzzles, when you can't fit the pieces together, just push them aside and start a new one.
1st date: Show your legs
2nd date: Show your smart
3rd date: show your butt hole
Most mother<duck>ers like their pussy with a pretty face, so take your rings off before you school the bitch.
I'm cool with God cause I only aborted the gay ones
Start early talking to you kids about drugs....... like in the morning.. before you get drunk for the day.
It's always 4:20 somewhere in the world.
Baking Soda absorbs moisture…. great for cleaning up after a squirter
This woman is a superb role model for parents everywhere and as such I propose that we elevate her to the lofty position of ‘Mangoes Pin Up Girl.
Anyone want to second the motion?
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Post by Deleted on Jun 23, 2017 11:11:22 GMT 7
5555 seconded
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Post by Deleted on Jun 23, 2017 17:48:22 GMT 7
I don't like her. She reminds me too much of wife #1.  |
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Post by rubl on Jun 26, 2017 18:14:51 GMT 7
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Post by Deleted on Jun 26, 2017 18:26:09 GMT 7
Ah, but Jessica Rabbit could never pull off the classic Anna Blast line of "If your man is having a bad day, bring him a cocktail.......... and keep your whore mouth shut". |
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Post by Deleted on Jun 26, 2017 18:32:14 GMT 7
Or these 2 classics:
I love it when someone writes me an old fashion letter, cause you can’t light a blunt with an e-mail.
How come a man can screw a bunch of people and he’s a stud but when I do it, I get chlamydia?
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Post by rubl on Jun 26, 2017 18:46:34 GMT 7
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Post by Deleted on Jun 26, 2017 18:52:10 GMT 7
I may have the hots for a Trailer Trash Pimp Momma but at least I'm not getting my jollies fantasizing about beastiality with a cartoon. |
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Post by rubl on Jun 26, 2017 18:55:46 GMT 7
I may have the hots for a Trailer Trash Pimp Momma but at least I'm not getting my jollies fantasizing about beastiality with a cartoon. Your imagination is running amok I think. What does pat-a-cake have to do with bestiality, my dear 'tigger' ? |
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Post by Deleted on Jun 26, 2017 19:13:56 GMT 7
I may have the hots for a Trailer Trash Pimp Momma but at least I'm not getting my jollies fantasizing about beastiality with a cartoon. Your imagination is running amok I think. What does pat-a-cake have to do with bestiality, my dear 'tigger' ? Isn't she a rabbit? Sorry, never watched the film, the year it was released (1988) was also the year that the British government relaxed the drinking laws and allowed all day opening. It was a busy period for me. |
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Post by rubl on Jun 26, 2017 23:07:21 GMT 7
Your imagination is running amok I think. What does pat-a-cake have to do with bestiality, my dear 'tigger' ? Isn't she a rabbit? Sorry, never watched the film, the year it was released (1988) was also the year that the British government relaxed the drinking laws and allowed all day opening. It was a busy period for me. Yes, a rabbit tigger. You know, more than ten years ago when I was still carrying 40 kg. more around every once in a while I'd be called 'mu', but somehow never piglet  ut-ut, uncle rubl |
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