Off to the temple with you, Buhi

Buhi, let me tell you about the time I killed a cell phone. These f**ks don't know when to let up calling ya or messaging ya, anyway. Was in a bar. Young girlie with a bunch of friends and this girl was taxting and that facebook thing every minute I swear. You're with company you need to have some respect.

She went to the ladies powder room when this thing was charging and in it went her shitty cocktail heads up.

Remember being in Jools years ago, maybe about 20 when mobile phones first came out.
Some tosser type had his mobile, anyway he went for a p**s and the effin thing rang, Big Spence (Jools legend) picked the thing up and put into the guys pint of beer, that soon sorted out that problem.

Hope she is still laughing tomorrow when you hit her with the bill for a new laptop.
Thankfully your wife not mine.

Love might be an illusion, sex, that in and out stuff is.
We are ok.
Can you say the same?