In a fit of rage i threw the laptop across the room.Not a good idea, expensive. i suppose cheaper than lashing out at the wife. i'm back. Son laughed as did i until i realised i had smashed it. Then could not remember the password to the other computer. Hello.
Still cannot remember the pass word to the other computer. This one fixed, wonderful Bangkok. The computer guy laughed too; don't throw your computer, throw a fit,it's cheaper.
I love this story, it is so me. Sorry hippity, so f ing drunk. Wife angry.. Did i hit her? You know, i threw the laptop and crashed out. Woke up afternoon. "What's happened to the computer?". "You threw it,". "Oh f ck, let's go get it fixed,".
Still cannot remember the pass word to the other computer. This one fixed, wonderful Bangkok. The computer guy laughed too; don't throw your computer, throw a fit,it's cheaper.
Get your friendly computer guy to see what he can do. If he is a bad guy he will have it open in the same time it used to take an unemployed youth to open a locked car and hit 100 mph.
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Still cannot remember the pass word to the other computer. This one fixed, wonderful Bangkok. The computer guy laughed too; don't throw your computer, throw a fit,it's cheaper.
Get your friendly computer guy to see what he can do. If he is a bad guy he will have it open in the same time it used to take an unemployed youth to open a locked car and hit 100 mph.
Not this computer, other one. Yes will take it to be cleaned, i know the password, but cannot remember, never use it.
My wife does not have a computer. She can not read or write. And of the other computer, son uses it as a guest He once knew the password, but i changed it, now neither of us know. I kind of like that.
Pull yourself together and act like a man. A man doesn't throw his own computer, a man throws his wife's computer.
Some consider throwing the wife is more satisfying
Throw your wife, i love mine. Hence why this computer is functioning again. As said , to wife, what happened. You were drunk and threw the computer. Oh come on let's get it sorted.
Post by bunny boiler on Jun 27, 2017 19:03:20 GMT 7
Buhi, let me tell you about the time I killed a cell phone. These f**ks don't know when to let up calling ya or messaging ya, anyway. Was in a bar. Young girlie with a bunch of friends and this girl was taxting and that facebook thing every minute I swear. You're with company you need to have some respect.
She went to the ladies powder room when this thing was charging and in it went her shitty cocktail heads up.
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