smokie36
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Post by smokie36 on Jul 4, 2017 12:18:42 GMT 7
You and old skywalker there had better step outside. Not that I'm the violent sort . Ah, that explains it. Everyone was cowed by you. All wanted to watch some nice soap but you wouldn't let them Oh my Buddha....I think I'll invest in a good book and avoid the pub in future.
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rubl
Crazy Mango Extraordinaire
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Post by rubl on Jul 4, 2017 12:28:12 GMT 7
Ah, that explains it. Everyone was cowed by you. All wanted to watch some nice soap but you wouldn't let them Oh my Buddha....I think I'll invest in a good book and avoid the pub in future. That's it my boy. Avoid places of sin, stop drinking (alcohol), read The Good Book, etc., etc. Can I offer you some nice stories from Marquis de Sade ?
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oldie
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Post by oldie on Jul 4, 2017 16:00:06 GMT 7
I walked into an Irish pub. No this is not a joke. Chap at the bar holds out his hand "Patrick, yours?" "Phil" I replied. Got me beer and wandered off. Later I return to the bar and am greeted by the same chap "Patrick, yours?". "Phil" and wandered off. I return for a refill. Same chap holds out his hand "Patrick, yours?" "Phil" I said. His reply "Bloody hell, you're the third Phil I've met tonight".
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