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Post by Deleted on Jul 20, 2017 13:39:19 GMT 7
So I was innthe gym - yes, me, in a gym '
And I was talking to the cleaning lady in my best ( i.e. terrible ) Thai
Now, I'm bad - but not that bad.
She gave me this weird giggle, then went about her business.
Came back over, sat next to me in the men's dressing room, then started inhaling a solvent.
Oh, dear.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 20, 2017 13:43:14 GMT 7
By the way, she was a 6/10 on the doable scale - maybe she was thinking she'd have a go with the new ( relatively ) slimline Blether. I'm being elastic with the word, slimline, by the way. Maybe she figured on a bonus ravishing. Maybe she was preparing herself by having a good inhale session first. Which I suppose is a bit insulting Just sayin'  |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 20, 2017 16:53:30 GMT 7
Wasn't those inhalers they love?
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Post by Deleted on Jul 20, 2017 17:01:52 GMT 7
Wasn't those inhalers they love? No, it was a tin of something |
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Post by rubl on Jul 20, 2017 17:03:07 GMT 7
glue sniffing woman ?
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Post by Deleted on Jul 20, 2017 18:06:10 GMT 7
You should have gave her a briefing on health and safety in the workplace.
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Post by siampolee on Jul 20, 2017 18:26:15 GMT 7
To show your appreciation yiu could have offered her a cigarette and then lit if for her, If that failed a hat or ear muffs!!!
They would have given her a big bang"
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Post by Deleted on Jul 20, 2017 18:53:01 GMT 7
By the way, she was a 6/10 on the doable scale - maybe she was thinking she'd have a go with the new ( relatively ) slimline Blether. I'm being elastic with the word, slimline, by the way. Maybe she figured on a bonus ravishing. Maybe she was preparing herself by having a good inhale session first. Which I suppose is a bit insulting Just sayin' FiFi, the doable, glue sniffing cleaning lady !  I ravaged the cleaning lady in the Orient Hotel in Saigon years ago. But she started it ! |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 20, 2017 22:39:37 GMT 7
Ravaged?
Do elaborate
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Post by smokie36 on Jul 21, 2017 0:41:16 GMT 7
Blether always attracts nutters.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 21, 2017 1:09:58 GMT 7
Remember amil nitrate anyone?
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Post by smokie36 on Jul 21, 2017 1:15:36 GMT 7
Remember amil nitrate anyone? I still have a yellow crust around my left nostril now. It glows when I wear my skintight Versace jeans and crop top. |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 21, 2017 1:32:21 GMT 7
Remember amil nitrate anyone? I still have a yellow crust around my left nostril now. It glows when I wear my skintight Versace jeans and crop top.  . Carl Cox was on the main stage wasn't he? |
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. Carl Cox was on the main stage wasn't he?
