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Post by smokie36 on Aug 1, 2017 2:42:10 GMT 7
I can't even remember my birthday.
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Or maybe its just none of you bastards care to remember it!!
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rubl
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Post by rubl on Aug 1, 2017 7:41:24 GMT 7
I can't even remember my birthday. Or maybe its just none of you bastards care to remember it!! Maybe it's just that a few of us try to forget all about birthdays if only because the candles no longer fit on a normal size cake  |
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Post by chiangmai on Aug 1, 2017 7:59:02 GMT 7
^^^ the Chang helps numb the pain of their lifestyle choices. Not mentioned, the psychos some guys take up with, paranoia, insecurity, jealousy, low self esteem, the much mocked Somchais were smart enough to dump them, then along comes the white knight spewing his bile all over the internet. Not mentioned, even worse than the nutters in Thailand, the farang losers back in farangsville, blaming all and sundry for their own choices. Was sat in the outside bar of The Dynasty Inn a few years ago, some bird came to the bar opposite and gave her husband pure shoit, cussing him out, this poor sap got on his kness and waied this bitch, pulled out his wallet and gave it to her, she kicked it away. The Thai girls from the Dynasty were asking, why doesnt he belt her? Sit outside the Dynasty long enough and you'll witness everything possible and some things you thought weren't, if nothing else it will help you understand the mindset of many farangs here, a few things from the distant past: Thai female partner/wife with similar friend berates/chastises middle aged male for something or other, she punches him in the head a couple of times and he goes from defensive to aggressive and prepares to take a swing. Don't you ferkin dare scream a group of nearby western men, shirtless and athletic/well built they point aggressively at the man. He has no option but to stand there and take, unjust or not twas funny to watch. (numerous) Older Mr US resident expat with much younger Thai wife on periodic visit from remote upcountry home, she installed in Dynasty room to sleep/eat, him to sit in Nana all day all night, a marriage made in ...! An under 16, homeless female with poor mental health, begging in the street all day/night, sprawled asleep in shop doorway with chest uncovered, a farang taking photo's and getting punched hard by a European male. Evening/night - older farangs brazenly drag their most recent conquest bar fine through reception to their rooms, she appears unthrilled by the prospect or perhaps it's dread that I really see. The walk of shame to breakfast in the AM and the persona's are switched. Early 30 something UK male, down and out, mostly drunk/high, sits on the pavement with feet outstretched and actively moves to trip up passers by, a Thai male is not best pleased and demonstrates his muay thai and football skills, messy. |
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Post by oldie on Aug 1, 2017 11:04:50 GMT 7
All the expats I have met in Thailand seemed relatively normal, both of them.
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Post by me on Aug 1, 2017 11:24:47 GMT 7
All the expats I have met in Thailand seemed relatively normal, both of them. It was a coincidence that they shared the same body. |
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Post by me on Aug 1, 2017 11:25:56 GMT 7
Loads of nutters Signed: A professional Not a great time to be signing things a professional in ChiangMai. |
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Post by oldie on Aug 1, 2017 11:32:20 GMT 7
All the expats I have met in Thailand seemed relatively normal, both of them. It was a coincidence that they shared the same body. I haven't met that one yet. I don't get out much. After reading this thread it might be a good thing. |
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Post by chiangmai on Aug 1, 2017 13:31:14 GMT 7
I have two farang neighbors, one is Scottish and an oil worker, he's as mentally unstable as it is possible to be without capsizing, the most maladjusted person I have ever met.
The other is older than me and claims an impressive education from the very best universities, a supposed war veteran and dollar millionaire he spends his days reading cheap Thai based private eye paperbacks. I've tried taking him out but he's not safe to be around in public and his repetitive use of the six Thai words he knows is embarrassing beyond belief - explain something to him and he responds with the (Thai) word chi, every fifteen seconds.
A third but only temporary farang neighbor hailed from the Netherlands. His Thai partner of several years is one of his tenants back home in clogland and he makes her pay rent, fair enough I suppose. But he was always nipping over our wall and borrowing the wife's push bike and not returning it. When confronted as to why he told us it was a common practice in the Neverlands, to which Mrs CM replied that it's a common practice in Thailand to kick bike thieves in the nuts.
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Post by oldie on Aug 1, 2017 14:15:14 GMT 7
I have seen a few over the years at the departure lounge wearing flip flops and a Chang shirt waiting to board their budget airline shouting for all to hear into their 10 year old Nokia "Yes my financial portfolio matured two months ago so I am off for a nice holiday in Phuket for a week....."
They might be fooling themselves, but no-one else.
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Post by Soutpeel on Aug 1, 2017 14:42:07 GMT 7
I have two farang neighbors, one is Scottish and an oil worker, he's as mentally unstable as it is possible to be without capsizing, the most maladjusted person I have ever met. The other is older than me and claims an impressive education from the very best universities, a supposed war veteran and dollar millionaire he spends his days reading cheap Thai based private eye paperbacks. I've tried taking him out but he's not safe to be around in public and his repetitive use of the six Thai words he knows is embarrassing beyond belief - explain something to him and he responds with the (Thai) word chi, every fifteen seconds. A third but only temporary farang neighbor hailed from the Netherlands. His Thai partner of several years is one of his tenants back home in clogland and he makes her pay rent, fair enough I suppose. But he was always nipping over our wall and borrowing the wife's push bike and not returning it. When confronted as to why he told us it was a common practice in the Neverlands, to which Mrs CM replied that it's a common practice in Thailand to kick bike thieves in the nuts. Are you sure he really is an oil worker, although having a reputation for being mentally unstable, O&G guys who have been in the business for any length of time are usually pretty even keeled and sane as if they are not they usually dont last in the racket, as they get run off, now if on his time off its...a combination of Scottish...Oil and Gas and Alcohol then this may make sense, he is not unstable he is just a p*sshead If a cloggie stole my Bicycle i would beat him to death with a whole gouda or edam |
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Post by chiangmai on Aug 1, 2017 15:20:58 GMT 7
I have two farang neighbors, one is Scottish and an oil worker, he's as mentally unstable as it is possible to be without capsizing, the most maladjusted person I have ever met. The other is older than me and claims an impressive education from the very best universities, a supposed war veteran and dollar millionaire he spends his days reading cheap Thai based private eye paperbacks. I've tried taking him out but he's not safe to be around in public and his repetitive use of the six Thai words he knows is embarrassing beyond belief - explain something to him and he responds with the (Thai) word chi, every fifteen seconds. A third but only temporary farang neighbor hailed from the Netherlands. His Thai partner of several years is one of his tenants back home in clogland and he makes her pay rent, fair enough I suppose. But he was always nipping over our wall and borrowing the wife's push bike and not returning it. When confronted as to why he told us it was a common practice in the Neverlands, to which Mrs CM replied that it's a common practice in Thailand to kick bike thieves in the nuts. Are you sure he really is an oil worker, although having a reputation for being mentally unstable, O&G guys who have been in the business for any length of time are usually pretty even keeled and sane as if they are not they usually dont last in the racket, as they get run off, now if on his time off its...a combination of Scottish...Oil and Gas and Alcohol then this may make sense, he is not unstable he is just a p*sshead If a cloggie stole my Bicycle i would beat him to death with a whole gouda or edam I'm positively OK with the O&G guys, we've shared many fun moments over the years, some of them can be a bit rough sometimes but this guys in a totally different league... he's in Aberdeen right now and gone permie I think but will be back soon, this man is a actually a danger. Some years back one of the generals dogs took a nip at his brown lab, he picked up a stick and chased it into the mans house screaming and trying to kill it, it was only the generals staff who restrained him en masse that saved the day but he flattened two or three before a bodyguard put him to sleep and called his wife to retrieve him and clam him down, handcuffed. |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 1, 2017 16:25:16 GMT 7
I can't even remember my birthday. . Or maybe its just none of you bastards care to remember it!! Happy birthday mate ! Shite , just remembered. Yours is the same day as my daughters. |
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Post by onionluke on Aug 1, 2017 17:34:54 GMT 7
Quite a lot of Beat songs were about slipping down the slippery slope.
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Post by rubl on Aug 1, 2017 21:30:31 GMT 7
I have two farang neighbors, one is Scottish and an oil worker, he's as mentally unstable as it is possible to be without capsizing, the most maladjusted person I have ever met. The other is older than me and claims an impressive education from the very best universities, a supposed war veteran and dollar millionaire he spends his days reading cheap Thai based private eye paperbacks. I've tried taking him out but he's not safe to be around in public and his repetitive use of the six Thai words he knows is embarrassing beyond belief - explain something to him and he responds with the (Thai) word chi, every fifteen seconds. A third but only temporary farang neighbor hailed from the Netherlands. His Thai partner of several years is one of his tenants back home in clogland and he makes her pay rent, fair enough I suppose. But he was always nipping over our wall and borrowing the wife's push bike and not returning it. When confronted as to why he told us it was a common practice in the Neverlands, to which Mrs CM replied that it's a common practice in Thailand to kick bike thieves in the nuts. Are you sure he really is an oil worker, although having a reputation for being mentally unstable, O&G guys who have been in the business for any length of time are usually pretty even keeled and sane as if they are not they usually dont last in the racket, as they get run off, now if on his time off its...a combination of Scottish...Oil and Gas and Alcohol then this may make sense, he is not unstable he is just a p*sshead If a cloggie stole my Bicycle i would beat him to death with a whole gouda or edam IN some of the larger cities and student towns is used to be almost like a sport. One would take a bike when required and one won't be either surprised or angry if others thought and did likewise. Some even 'borrowed' bicycle just outside police stations. BTW like parking your car where it's not allowed, doing similar with your bike may get it hauled away "What to do when your bike HASN’T been stolen" www.angloinfo.com/blogs/netherlands/south-holland/hollywood-2-holland/what-to-do-when-your-bike-hasnt-been-stolen/PS in Dutch, but I think you'll understand this "Dief rijdt gestolen lokfiets zelf naar politiebureau" www.denhelderactueel.nl/2017/05/dief-rijdt-gestolen-lokfiets-zelf-naar-politiebureau/ |
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Post by rgs2001uk on Aug 1, 2017 21:42:48 GMT 7
Quite a lot of Beat songs were about slipping down the slippery slope. On a similar note, Aye Your Bobness, we say right through you, you pikey effin hipocrite. |
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