She has my sympathy.  I was hitchiking in New Zealand many years ago and got dropped off near the big army camp in the middle of the North Island.  THought it would be no trouble but only three cars passed in two hours and then it was dark and cold and very little traffic. Luckily I had a Playboy in my bag so had to settle in a hollow of the ground wapped up in naked beauties.  Come morning I was freezing but alive.  Got a lift from the first car into the town before and went to the hotel and asked for a hot shower.  When they realised what had happened they did not charge me but it took a long time of gradualy increasing the temperature till I was normal again.  SO I guess you could say in my case tits saved my life too.