Post by rubl on Nov 25, 2017 11:56:45 GMT 7
More fun on the webpage, here only the start 
"BOFH: The trouble with, er, windows installs
The numbers don't lie...
Episode 16 "What you're looking for is plausible deniability," I say to the Boss.
"I don't know what you mean."
"Well you know the rule about hanging up on someone?"
"No."
"Always hang up when YOU'RE talking, never when they're talking."
"They'll hear the handset going down."
"Only if you're calling from 1986."
"What?"
"It's a bit like the Facebook UnFriend rule: If you want to unfriend someone, unfriend them and immediately send them a friend request. When they accept, unfriend them and send them a friend request. Do it about three times and if they ever ask just say that you can take a hint and have stopped trying to friend them.""
www.theregister.co.uk/2017/11/24/bofh_2017_episode_16/
"BOFH: The trouble with, er, windows installs
The numbers don't lie...
Episode 16 "What you're looking for is plausible deniability," I say to the Boss.
"I don't know what you mean."
"Well you know the rule about hanging up on someone?"
"No."
"Always hang up when YOU'RE talking, never when they're talking."
"They'll hear the handset going down."
"Only if you're calling from 1986."
"What?"
"It's a bit like the Facebook UnFriend rule: If you want to unfriend someone, unfriend them and immediately send them a friend request. When they accept, unfriend them and send them a friend request. Do it about three times and if they ever ask just say that you can take a hint and have stopped trying to friend them.""
www.theregister.co.uk/2017/11/24/bofh_2017_episode_16/
