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Post by smokie36 on Nov 26, 2017 20:26:33 GMT 7
Please nominate anyone who needs ol Jim to fix em good an proper.
I will start with Tony the Frickin Tiger who wants to meet Peter Withe and Rolf Harris in a cloister at the back of the Vatican shortly after his bedtime. (For that extra thrill)
Jim is working on it Tony!
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Post by Deleted on Nov 26, 2017 20:34:19 GMT 7
I first met Jim ( or James to his close friends) in 1977 and he did give fix it for me by giving me the opportunity to meet Rolf and also to milk a cow blindfolded on the same day.
He also promised that I would meet a lot of his friends from the Catholic church.
Such a sweet man.
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Post by smokie36 on Nov 26, 2017 20:37:16 GMT 7
I first met Jim ( or James to his close friends) in 1977 and he did give fix it for me by giving me the opportunity to meet Rolf and also to milk a cow blindfolded on the same day. He also promised that I would meet a lot of his friends from the Catholic church. Such a sweet man. Didn't he also introduce you to a leading Tory politician? I've seen the pics of you licking her boots. |
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Post by Deleted on Nov 26, 2017 20:45:28 GMT 7
I first met Jim ( or James to his close friends) in 1977 and he did give fix it for me by giving me the opportunity to meet Rolf and also to milk a cow blindfolded on the same day. He also promised that I would meet a lot of his friends from the Catholic church. Such a sweet man. Didn't he also introduce you to a leading Tory politician? I've seen the pics of you licking her boots. Tory and female, I would crawl over broken (puss infested) glass just to lick her gorgeous boots. God bless you Maggie. |
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Post by smokie36 on Nov 26, 2017 21:07:32 GMT 7
Didn't he also introduce you to a leading Tory politician? I've seen the pics of you licking her boots. Tory and female, I would crawl over broken (puss infested) glass just to lick her gorgeous boots. God bless you Maggie. Jim flossed both of you that day didn't he? |
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Post by smokie36 on Nov 26, 2017 21:08:45 GMT 7
Who else needs fixing then...roll up roll up!
This thread was inspired by Santa's Grotto in Scunthorpe btw.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 26, 2017 21:13:19 GMT 7
Tory and female, I would crawl over broken (puss infested) glass just to lick her gorgeous boots. God bless you Maggie. Jim flossed both of you that day didn't he? I'm not sure about flossed but Jim certainly did touch me. |
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Post by smokie36 on Nov 26, 2017 21:37:38 GMT 7
Jim flossed both of you that day didn't he? I'm not sure about flossed but Jim certainly did touch me. Do you still polish your badge every day like he taught you? |
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Post by MrToad on Nov 26, 2017 23:10:26 GMT 7
Tony is a big Rolf fan i believe
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Post by MrToad on Nov 26, 2017 23:14:32 GMT 7
I'm not sure about flossed but Jim certainly did touch me. Do you still polish your badge every day like he taught you?  |
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Post by smokie36 on Nov 27, 2017 2:20:58 GMT 7
Oh fook I've just wet myself.  |
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Post by smokie36 on Nov 27, 2017 2:28:14 GMT 7
Jim flossed both of you that day didn't he? I'm not sure about flossed but Jim certainly did touch me. I am going to press you now Rolf. Isn't it true that you also in 1979 presented yourself as a kid called Tony and offered an Evel Knievel Stunt Cycle in exchange for a Chopper bike? Its come to my attention that you had no such Stunt Cycle...Noel is furious and is looking for you to this day. |
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Post by MrToad on Nov 27, 2017 8:17:36 GMT 7
The AFKAT seems to have gone missing
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Post by Deleted on Nov 27, 2017 9:36:04 GMT 7
Tony is a big Rolf fan i believe Not any more b'stardos. Just hope while you are both asleep tonight that nobody changes your avatars to the duck and dog avatars.  |
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Post by rubl on Nov 27, 2017 9:48:44 GMT 7
I'm standing at the sideline and I'm amazed, really and truly amazed at all these revelations. Now I wonder, does window licking at a young age do this to you ?  |
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