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Post by oldie on Nov 27, 2017 11:13:20 GMT 7
I'm standing at the sideline and I'm amazed, really and truly amazed at all these revelations. Now I wonder, does window licking at a young age do this to you ?  Licking windows is normal. Licking mirrors is plain sick. |
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Post by smokie36 on Nov 27, 2017 13:13:46 GMT 7
I'm standing at the sideline and I'm amazed, really and truly amazed at all these revelations. Now I wonder, does window licking at a young age do this to you ? Licking windows is normal. Licking mirrors is plain sick. Tony was so naughty he was sent to his attic for six months. He survived by eating plasticine and purple crayons....his only source of water was the condensation feom the window. After three months he promptly escaped from this maximum security prison and....well you know the rest. Yomps...the Beacons....painting the shed in Hereford. |
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Post by Deleted on Nov 27, 2017 13:25:16 GMT 7
Did you know that the green flavoured crayons are poisonous.
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Post by me on Nov 27, 2017 13:39:47 GMT 7
Did you know that the green flavoured crayons are poisonous. Have to put a special order for them for all those kindergartgen brats..... Sorry folks....we only have one colour......green..... |
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Post by smokie36 on Nov 27, 2017 13:43:04 GMT 7
Did you know that the green flavoured crayons are poisonous. Have to put a special order for them for all those kindergartgen brats..... Sorry folks....we only have one colour......green..... Does that mean eating a mix of red and yellow crayons could kill you? Is there an EU regulation? Now then now then rubl....? |
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Post by Deleted on Nov 27, 2017 14:02:11 GMT 7
Have to put a special order for them for all those kindergartgen brats..... Sorry folks....we only have one colour......green..... Does that mean eating a mix of red and yellow crayons could kill you? Is there an EU regulation? Now then now then rubl....? Mixing red and yellow makes orange. Time for you to dig out your favourite dunce cap. |
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Post by Deleted on Nov 27, 2017 14:04:51 GMT 7
I'm not sure about flossed but Jim certainly did touch me. Do you still polish your badge every day like he taught you? As opposed to my 'rusty sheriff's badge'? |
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Post by smokie36 on Nov 27, 2017 14:44:35 GMT 7
Does that mean eating a mix of red and yellow crayons could kill you? Is there an EU regulation? Now then now then rubl....? Mixing red and yellow makes orange. Time for you to dig out your favourite dunce cap. I've got the Monday morning blues now. |
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Post by smokie36 on Nov 27, 2017 14:47:32 GMT 7
Do you still polish your badge every day like he taught you? As opposed to my 'rusty sheriff's badge'? Maybe the duck got his wish from Jim. Dear Jim, Please can you fix it for me to be a total <theduck> who is hated by everyone? Yours soppily, Met PS I included those pics of me in my speedos like you asked. |
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Post by Deleted on Nov 27, 2017 14:47:44 GMT 7
I'm feeling for you Smokes (with my heart and not my hands).
After a great weekend (many Jamesons were sunk) I had the worse case of Monday morning blues that I have had for a long time.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 27, 2017 14:49:05 GMT 7
As opposed to my 'rusty sheriff's badge'? Maybe the duck got his wish from Jim. Dear Jim, Please can you fix it for me to be a total <theduck> who is hated by everyone? Yours soppily, Met PS I included those pics of me in my speedos like you asked. Paedos in Speedos.  |
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Post by smokie36 on Nov 27, 2017 14:49:40 GMT 7
I'm feeling for you Smokes (with my heart and not my hands). After a great weekend (many Jamesons were sunk) I had the worse case of Monday morning blues that I have had for a long time. Its a rest day thank fook...I think I'd sink not swim this morning. Full English coming to a belly near here shortly! |
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Post by me on Nov 27, 2017 15:13:43 GMT 7
I'm feeling for you Smokes (with my heart and not my hands). After a great weekend (many Jamesons were sunk) I had the worse case of Monday morning blues that I have had for a long time. Its a rest day thank fook...I think I'd sink not swim this morning. Full English coming to a belly near here shortly! OOO A bit of sausage......thick or thin |
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Post by smokie36 on Nov 27, 2017 15:22:10 GMT 7
Its a rest day thank fook...I think I'd sink not swim this morning. Full English coming to a belly near here shortly! OOO A bit of sausage......thick or thin Venison actually...its a gourmet delight! |
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Post by Deleted on Nov 27, 2017 15:46:07 GMT 7
I can't afford that meat, it's a little deer for me.
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