Unconfirmed reports are coming in on the wire, a popular poster from Samut Prakan was kidnapped this morning on his way to work, further unconfirmed reports were of him wearing orange overalls and being quickly escorted from his house, on a rendition flight to area 51.

According to Mair kaa, Khun Lek from Sakorn nowhere, he ferked off without paying his 30 baht bill for his som tam piset.

Futher revelations reveal, ancient life had been found in his underpants, his mrs is unavailable for comment, she was dropping the kids off at school at the time, but she assured reporters her husband always wore clean underware, for fear of being hit by a bus and arriving at hospital unclean.

NSA, FBI and Dog the Bounty Hunter refuse to answer all calls, Hannity was taken off air tonight on Fox News, last reports were of Khun Lek heading to the Americam Embassay with an unpaid 30 baht bill in her hand.

As to the veracity of these claims,maybe his non posting today serves as a clue, best of luck in Gitmo mate, I have contacted the red x here in Bkk, to ensure your daily medicine is delivered, my local 7 said they only had 5 bottles of Jamesons, they are inbound as I speak, pls bare in mind, I dont know if they are coming by Cessna or Yacht, the trusty SUV is in for a 5 million mile service at the moment.