Last night my brother rings me up from the pub. 

Music and a heap of people in the background. 

"Whats going on bro? Come to the pub , Juickys a homo now , we're all celebrating!"

"Ahh , ok then , I'll see you guys soon".

Bit of background. Juickys nis nickname. His last names Polish but starts with Juice. So he's always been called Juicky. Lovely guy , never had a girlfriend and he's mid 30s. 

I never thought gay people celebrated the moment they'd come out but there you go. My brother and his mates are. 

So Ive turned up at the pub , maybe 15 of them there and Juicky buys me a beer. Hippppity! Gives me a big hug , I've known him since he was 10 hanging out with my brothers. 

Cheers mate , congratulations!...cheers mate , thanks for coming !

Drinks keep flowing ,  and flowing.

4 hours later I said to Juicky , so where's your boyfriend? 

Huh? Says Juicky.

I said oh I thought he might have been here. 

Juicky says what are you talking about?

I was confused by the look on his face.

I'm not gay Juicky says.

I said my brother rang me up and said you're at the pub celebrating you coming out.

Juicky says wtf are you talking about??

I got my brother over and in front of Juicky said you rang me up and said come to the pub , Juickys a homo now.

My brother cracks up and says no I said Juickys a homeowner now , we're celebrating come for drinks. 

Ffs I've been sitting here for 4 hours thinking I always knew he was gay and finally come out about it and all that happened is he's bought his first house. 

My brother sent me a message today saying short and sweet in text kanguage .... ur fkt