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Post by AyG on Jan 13, 2018 12:12:24 GMT 7
I've seen this expression used several times here, and assumed it was something benevolent. However, I've just looked it up. Definitions include: - A well sanded wooden board with a penis sized hole for masturbatory delight. - Inserting a lollipop into a girls <wronghole>, and then having her suck it while you <duck> her. - The releasing of flatulence while performing the mutual oral sex position known commonly as the '69'. - A creepy, weird, or otherwise off-colour person. Someone "not quite right". - A person giving firm but benevolent advice. You live and learn. Definitions from www.urbandictionary.com and oxforddictionaries.com |
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Post by Soutpeel on Jan 13, 2018 12:32:09 GMT 7
I've seen this expression used several times here, and assumed it was something benevolent. However, I've just looked it up. Definitions include: - A well sanded wooden board with a penis sized hole for masturbatory delight. - Inserting a lollipop into a girls <wronghole>, and then having her suck it while you <duck> her. - The releasing of flatulence while performing the mutual oral sex position known commonly as the '69'. - A creepy, weird, or otherwise off-colour person. Someone "not quite right". - A person giving firm but benevolent advice. You live and learn. Definitions from www.urbandictionary.com and oxforddictionaries.com And what defintion does our in house Dutch Uncle fall under then ? |
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Post by rubl on Jan 13, 2018 13:33:13 GMT 7
^^| Ah, first good question I saw here in a long time! Answer is of course none of those newer definitions provided by AyG. I fall under the older definition, given to us when William hopped over to England to go gallivanting a wee bit and have fun with the locals. Rumour has it he took so many Dutch uncles with him that we were almost declared an endangered species back home  |
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Post by siampolee on Jan 13, 2018 14:27:05 GMT 7
From the archives of a state intelligence(?) agency some early footage of our dutch uncle relaxing also some later clips in which he if figured.  |
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Post by 3 on Jan 13, 2018 20:09:28 GMT 7
Do you ever perform the old "Dutch Oven" Rubl?
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Post by rubl on Jan 13, 2018 20:16:03 GMT 7
Do you ever perform the old "Dutch Oven" Rubl? That reminds me of an incident on another forum. One of my opponents was getting naughty and asked if I had already cooked my husband his breakfast. A female mod gave him a week to contemplate his sins.  |
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Post by rubl on Jan 13, 2018 20:23:41 GMT 7
Just for the fun of it  |
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Post by 3 on Jan 13, 2018 20:24:04 GMT 7
^^^ wasn't me I was on the beach in Blackpool at the time
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Post by siampolee on Jan 13, 2018 21:24:18 GMT 7
So the ditty tells us.  |
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