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Post by rgs2001uk on Aug 8, 2018 15:27:17 GMT 7
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Post by oldie on Aug 8, 2018 17:11:18 GMT 7
I have just passed it onto a good friend who just happens to be a nurse in Oz. Will let you know her reply. My gut feeling is, a load of bollocks.
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Post by me on Aug 8, 2018 17:53:18 GMT 7
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Post by Soutpeel on Aug 8, 2018 18:12:03 GMT 7
For our ozzy friends
During an Aussie rules game when some scores and the umpire indicates the goal...does the crowd shout out "how bigs ya dick ?"
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Post by me on Aug 8, 2018 18:22:28 GMT 7
For our ozzy friends During an Aussie rules game when some scores and the umpire indicates the goal...does the crowd shout out "how bigs ya dick ?" No///they just call him a c__nt
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Post by Soutpeel on Aug 8, 2018 20:32:05 GMT 7
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Post by rgs2001uk on Aug 8, 2018 20:59:49 GMT 7
^^^^ the mrs tells me thats Fred Elliot of buthcer shop fame on Coronation St asking her how long she wants her black pudding.
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Post by rgs2001uk on Aug 8, 2018 21:05:53 GMT 7
The Mighty Fred Elliot.
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Post by rgs2001uk on Aug 8, 2018 21:27:54 GMT 7
I know people wont believe me, never mind, its all true.
Noi couldnt compete with Bet, Mavis and Rita.
Dynasty Inn soi 4 about 20+ years ago used to have Coronation St on some obscure channel, all in English.
About 5pm, phone call, went something like this.
Wakey wakey rise and shine, time to get on the p**s.
Ferk off I am watching The Street, on you go, see you later.
What channel is it on?
Ferks knows,just press the buttons.
Cant find it, be round your room in a moment.
Noi starts throwing a wobbly and the pout starts.
Heres your 500 baht, p**s off.
It now dawns on her, she has shot herself in the foot, as they always do.
Room service, 12 steak sannies and twentyfour beers to room 304 pls, 6 guys all glued to the screen, Noi soon got the hint, she couldnt compete with Bet Lynch.
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Post by oldie on Aug 8, 2018 22:00:29 GMT 7
I know people wont believe me, never mind, its all true. Noi couldnt compete with Bet, Mavis and Rita. Dynasty Inn soi 4 about 20+ years ago used to have Coronation St on some obscure channel, all in English. About 5pm, phone call, went something like this. Wakey wakey rise and shine, time to get on the p**s. Ferk off I am watching The Street, on you go, see you later. What channel is it on? Ferks knows,just press the buttons. Cant find it, be round your room in a moment. Noi starts throwing a wobbly and the pout starts. Heres your 500 baht, p**s off. It now dawns on her, she has shot herself in the foot, as they always do. Room service, 12 steak sannies and twentyfour beers to room 304 pls, 6 guys all glued to the screen, Noi soon got the hint, she couldnt compete with Bet Lynch. When "neighbours" comes on we throw rocks at our teles and head for the pub.
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Post by rgs2001uk on Aug 8, 2018 22:02:43 GMT 7
^^^ back in the day, was more of a Home and Away man myself.
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Post by oldie on Aug 8, 2018 22:07:40 GMT 7
I lived on Coronation Street in a place called Bellingen. Everyone was like "oh that is funny, you live on Coronation Street"; and I was like "what the eff you on about". Never heard of it until then.
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Post by rgs2001uk on Aug 8, 2018 22:18:37 GMT 7
Proper ozzy is Alf,
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Post by rgs2001uk on Aug 8, 2018 22:21:15 GMT 7
Alf doesnt mince his words.
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