My nomination for BM mascot

Mosha Crazy Mango Extraordinaire Posts: 5,671 Likes: 2,891	My nomination for BM mascot Oct 16, 2018 6:22:24 GMT 7 Fletchsmile, oldie, and 1 more like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by Mosha on Oct 16, 2018 6:22:24 GMT 7 It gets drunk, and falls off it's perch a lot. www.tvnz.co.nz/one-news/new-zealand/kerer-takes-2018-bird-year-competition
	Regards, Steve "Never argue with an idiot. They will bring you down to their level and beat you with experience."

Fletchsmile Wizard Posts: 4,368 Likes: 2,537	My nomination for BM mascot Oct 16, 2018 10:12:57 GMT 7 Mosha likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by Fletchsmile on Oct 16, 2018 10:12:57 GMT 7 Looks like our Tony on a night out. Can't quite see on the photo but it's dancing on a table
	Fletchsmile, 13th of the Istari wizards - Wandered Middle Earth for centuries and chose Thailand. Later discovered BigMango forum Thailand: bigmango.boards.net/ and www.bigmango.club "Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for they are subtle and quick to anger" (LOTR)

smokie36 Vigilante Posts: 15,653 Likes: 9,059	My nomination for BM mascot Oct 16, 2018 10:30:50 GMT 7 Mosha likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by smokie36 on Oct 16, 2018 10:30:50 GMT 7 I object to this on the grounds of me having umm given up drinking...eerrrrmmm anyone got a couple of paracetamol...?
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My nomination for BM mascot Oct 16, 2018 14:26:46 GMT 7 Mosha, smokie36, and 1 more like this

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Through the fuzzy haze of my sobriety I now feel like I am letting the side down.

The good news is that I have now stopped my hobby of 'guessing where the new bruise came from'.
A simple game but it can be quite painful sometimes.

rubl Crazy Mango Extraordinaire The wondering type Posts: 23,556 Likes: 8,919	My nomination for BM mascot Oct 16, 2018 16:22:38 GMT 7 Mosha likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by rubl on Oct 16, 2018 16:22:38 GMT 7 ^^\| Patient to doctor: if I press here it hurts Doctor: stop pressing then!
	-- The more I learn the better I understand I know nothing.

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My nomination for BM mascot Oct 17, 2018 1:01:14 GMT 7 via mobile

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Post by smokie36 on Oct 17, 2018 1:01:14 GMT 7

Oct 16, 2018 16:22:38 GMT 7 rubl said:

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Patient to doctor: if I press here it hurts
Doctor: stop pressing then!

We can't extract money that way you nincompoop.

Oh it hurts....here are a list of possible solutions....number 4 comes with a free bottle of prosecco afterwards!

Are we there yet??

oldie Crazy Mango Extraordinaire Posts: 5,755 Likes: 4,570	My nomination for BM mascot Oct 17, 2018 3:56:16 GMT 7 via mobile Mosha and smokie36 like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by oldie on Oct 17, 2018 3:56:16 GMT 7 Blonde to doctor "when I press my leg it hurts. When I press my other leg it hurts. When I press my stomach it hurts." Doctor "You have a broken finger"
	Fat cuunt.

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My nomination for BM mascot Oct 17, 2018 9:15:53 GMT 7 smokie36 and oldie like this

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Post by Mosha on Oct 17, 2018 9:15:53 GMT 7

Dr. Chen is with the University of La Salle Hospital in Philadelphia and has visited the University of Pennsylvania Hospital, the London Clinic, and the Mayo Clinic in Minnesota. His years of common sense health care experience has resulted in his writing three cook books.

Q: Doctor, I’ve heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true?A: Your heart only good for so many beats, and that it… Don’t waste on exercise. Everything wear out eventually. Speeding up heart not make you live longer; it like saying you extend life of car by driving faster. Want to live longer? Take nap.

Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake?

A: No, not at all. Wine made from fruit. Brandy is distilled wine, that mean they take water out of fruity bit so you get even more of goodness that way. Beer also made of grain. Bottom up!

Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio?
A: Well, if you have body and you have fat, your ratio one to one. If you have two bodies, your ratio two to one, etc.

Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise program?

A: Can’t think of single one, sorry. My philosophy is: No pain…good!

Q: Aren’t fried foods bad for you?
A: YOU NOT LISTENING! Food are fried these day in vegetable oil. In fact, they permeated by it. How could getting more vegetable be bad for you?!?

Q: Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the middle?

A: Definitely not! When you exercise muscle, it get bigger. You should only be doing sit-up if you want bigger stomach.

Q: Is chocolate bad for me?

A: Are you crazy?!? HEL-LO-O!! Cocoa bean! Another vegetable! It best feel-good food around!Q: Is swimming good for your figure?

Q: Is getting in shape important for my lifestyle?
A: Hey! ’Round’ is shape
Well… I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had about food and diets.

And remember:

For those of you who watch what you eat, here’s the final word on nutrition and health. It’s a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies.
1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans..
5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
CONCLUSION:
Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.

Regards, Steve

"Never argue with an idiot. They will bring you down to their level and beat you with experience."

Last Edit: Oct 17, 2018 9:18:51 GMT 7 by Mosha

smokie36 Vigilante Posts: 15,653 Likes: 9,059	My nomination for BM mascot Oct 17, 2018 11:31:45 GMT 7 via mobile Mosha likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by smokie36 on Oct 17, 2018 11:31:45 GMT 7 I'm craving a black pudding and square sausage roll after reading that.
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