An observation:

When standing in a crowded bus which due to traffic makes sudden movements

it is better to have a young student in flat-heeled shoes standing before you
than
a nicely shaped good looking woman in high heels.

The student will say sorry while the woman scolds you for ruining her shoes
pointing to the high heel still sticking in your shoe

We are bugged or buggered.

Belly Button Bacteria Can Migrate Around The World

From user Gays_PM_Me_Your_D**k:

"In 2012, scientists found 1,458 new species of bacteria living in the belly button. Everyone's belly button ecology is unique like a fingerprint, and one volunteer's belly button harbored bacteria that had previously been found only in soil from Japan, where he had never been."
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"We, as humans, are a bacteria-based species. We really are.

It's called the Human Microbiome and is very important. All the bacteria in and on our body serve some function. We're still figuring out most of them. I know there are currently studies trying to determine the importance of bacteria in the body to help determine why people may be sick. For instance, some gut bacteria aids in digestion; someone may be missing most of these bacteria, and as such, are having severe digestion issues. So scientists want to see if adding more bacteria (or taking more away) may fix their problem and stuff.

Don't be afraid of bacteria, as long as it's in the right place you're okay!"

Not aboard ship but on a couple of occasions when ladies were being admitted to the sacred hallows of a stone frigate.

Had Newton lived Down-Under, in Australia, where apples fall up, he may have never been famous.

Obviously the Fratelli d'Italia (as in Brothers of Italy) are let by a woman, Giorgia Meloni

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