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Deleted Deleted Member Posts: 0 Likes:	World's worst joke thread. May 16, 2019 13:59:33 GMT 7 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by Deleted on May 16, 2019 13:59:33 GMT 7 Parents say that giving your child a little smack now and again doesn't hurt them. Not sure Bob Geldof would agree!

Deleted Deleted Member Posts: 0 Likes:	World's worst joke thread. May 22, 2019 16:26:02 GMT 7 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by Deleted on May 22, 2019 16:26:02 GMT 7 I found my wife's G-spot last night. Her sister had it!

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World's worst joke thread. May 22, 2019 16:26:29 GMT 7 rubl likes this

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Post by Deleted on May 22, 2019 16:26:29 GMT 7

I walked by my mum’s bedroom and on her bed I saw a suitcase half open.
My curiosity got the better of me, so I opened it up.
In it was a leather mask, a leather cape, thigh length leather boots, and a leather whip.
... I couldn't believe it... my Mum...
......... A Super Hero!!!!!

Deleted Deleted Member Posts: 0 Likes:	World's worst joke thread. May 22, 2019 16:26:57 GMT 7 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by Deleted on May 22, 2019 16:26:57 GMT 7 Police have arrested a woman for stealing a sign reading; "& Emergency". She claimed she found it by Accident

Deleted Deleted Member Posts: 0 Likes:	World's worst joke thread. May 22, 2019 16:28:31 GMT 7 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by Deleted on May 22, 2019 16:28:31 GMT 7 One good thing about paedophiles is the road safety aspect At least they drive past schools slowly!

Deleted Deleted Member Posts: 0 Likes:	World's worst joke thread. May 22, 2019 16:28:51 GMT 7 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by Deleted on May 22, 2019 16:28:51 GMT 7 I bought a Mini Cooper last week. Now there's little barrels all over the house.

Deleted Deleted Member Posts: 0 Likes:	World's worst joke thread. May 24, 2019 15:28:42 GMT 7 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by Deleted on May 24, 2019 15:28:42 GMT 7 I just found out my uncle left me a stately home in his will. I've no idea where Sod Hall is but I'm about to Google it now.

rubl Crazy Mango Extraordinaire The wondering type Posts: 23,997 Likes: 9,333	World's worst joke thread. Jul 24, 2019 0:00:38 GMT 7 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by rubl on Jul 24, 2019 0:00:38 GMT 7 Disclaimer: disclaimed pics.me.me/ti-cardiac-care-center-amber-youre-one-sick-puppy-addte-lcom-7704068.png
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siampolee: Very satisfying serving lelut with its teminal chop (suey) Jul 9, 2022 20:50:31 GMT 7

rubl: Just tried a small can of Arabus Espresso Coconut. Once is enough I think. What will they think of next? Aug 25, 2022 10:45:56 GMT 7

me: As the UK now has a Hindu prime Minister what happens to the Roast Beef of Old England at formal occasions. The cat will be replaced with a sacred cow roaming the halls of number 10d doing number 10s freely. Oct 26, 2022 15:24:10 GMT 7

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rubl: first a johnpetter and now a dockside peddling wares. who shall we blame for this unexpected level of attention?

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