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Post by smokie36 on Feb 25, 2021 13:30:01 GMT 7
Zey bastardeez izz owa svorn enemiez!! smokiski I have in the past met with a few Russians (in my civilian role) and on occasion have chatted with them, be it for business or for pleasure (great drinkers the Russians). I also spent a week in St Petersburg. However, my meetings were with only the tinest percentage of the population. Russia has an estimated population of 144.4 million, so the cross section of their society that I have met with was the tiniest of fractions. However, of all of the Russians that I have heard speaking English (including on film/TV), I have never heard one speaking with a fake German Nazi officer’s accent. Maybe it’s a regional dialect. I aff been votching ze Steef McVeen vilms to eemproof my Eenglish. smokiski |
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Post by TTFT on Feb 25, 2021 14:10:06 GMT 7
I have in the past met with a few Russians (in my civilian role) and on occasion have chatted with them, be it for business or for pleasure (great drinkers the Russians). I also spent a week in St Petersburg. However, my meetings were with only the tinest percentage of the population. Russia has an estimated population of 144.4 million, so the cross section of their society that I have met with was the tiniest of fractions. However, of all of the Russians that I have heard speaking English (including on film/TV), I have never heard one speaking with a fake German Nazi officer’s accent. Maybe it’s a regional dialect. I aff been votching ze Steef McVeen vilms to eemproof my Eenglish. smokiski
I hear that Herr Mucky Vvvwalet has English language courses, Herr Ivan.
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Post by rubl on Feb 25, 2021 14:34:53 GMT 7
I have in the past met with a few Russians (in my civilian role) and on occasion have chatted with them, be it for business or for pleasure (great drinkers the Russians). I also spent a week in St Petersburg. However, my meetings were with only the tinest percentage of the population. Russia has an estimated population of 144.4 million, so the cross section of their society that I have met with was the tiniest of fractions. However, of all of the Russians that I have heard speaking English (including on film/TV), I have never heard one speaking with a fake German Nazi officer’s accent. Maybe it’s a regional dialect. I aff been votching ze Steef McVeen vilms to eemproof my Eenglish. smokiski The manual clearly states to watch all Arnold Schwarzenegger movies to learn the proper English pronounciation.  |
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Post by rubl on Feb 25, 2021 14:38:16 GMT 7
I took a few months to travel on the trans-mongolian/ Siberian trains a long time ago from Beijing to Irkutsk to Holland. Buggered if I can remember much of it. I went into the USSR and departed the CIS so it was about the time the wall came down, 1990ish. I once took a train from Imatra to Helsinki. I remember seeing lakes, birch trees, more lakes and birches and more ... for hours. I was glad to arrive in Helsinki. |
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Post by oldie on Feb 25, 2021 15:22:28 GMT 7
I took a few months to travel on the trans-mongolian/ Siberian trains a long time ago from Beijing to Irkutsk to Holland. Buggered if I can remember much of it. I went into the USSR and departed the CIS so it was about the time the wall came down, 1990ish. I once took a train from Imatra to Helsinki. I remember seeing lakes, birch trees, more lakes and birches and more ... for hours. I was glad to arrive in Helsinki. Yeah this thing took months. I never wanted to see another train again. |
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Post by rubl on Feb 25, 2021 15:52:18 GMT 7
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Post by smokie36 on Feb 25, 2021 16:47:46 GMT 7
I aff been votching ze Steef McVeen vilms to eemproof my Eenglish. smokiski
I hear that Herr Mucky Vvvwalet has English language courses, Herr Ivan.
Zat baztard veel be exxterrmeenayted! smokiski |
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Post by smokie36 on Feb 25, 2021 16:49:40 GMT 7
I aff been votching ze Steef McVeen vilms to eemproof my Eenglish. smokiski The manual clearly states to watch all Arnold Schwarzenegger movies to learn the proper English pronounciation. Owar presidente veel not allow us to vatch men vearing dressish. Zis iss not San Flansisco. smokiski |
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Post by smokie36 on Feb 25, 2021 22:55:39 GMT 7
A German guy called Helmut approaches a lady of the night in London .
"I vish to buy sex viz you."
"Okay," says the girl, "I charge £50 an hour."
"Ist goot, but I must varn you, I am a little kinky."
"No problem," she replies cautiously, "I can do a little kinky for an extra £10."
Helmut agrees
So off they go the girl's flat, where the German produces four large bedsprings and a duck caller.
"I vant zat you tie zese springs to each of your hans und knees."
The girl finds this odd, but complies, fastening the springs as requested.
"Now you vill get down on your hans und knees."
This she duly does, balancing precariously on the springs.
"You vill please to blow zis kwacker as I make love to you."
She thinks this even odder, but figures it's harmless (and the guy is paying).
But the sex is fantastic: honking away on the duck caller, she is bounced all over the room by the energetic German. The climax is the most sensational she has ever experienced, and it is several minutes before she has enough breath to say, "That was totally amazing! What do you call that position?"
"Zat," replies the German, "is ze Four-sprung Duck Technique."
smokiski hehzeheh
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Post by TTFT on Feb 26, 2021 6:20:39 GMT 7
A German guy called Helmut approaches a lady of the night in London . "I vish to buy sex viz you." "Okay," says the girl, "I charge £50 an hour." "Ist goot, but I must varn you, I am a little kinky." "No problem," she replies cautiously, "I can do a little kinky for an extra £10." Helmut agrees So off they go the girl's flat, where the German produces four large bedsprings and a duck caller. "I vant zat you tie zese springs to each of your hans und knees." The girl finds this odd, but complies, fastening the springs as requested. "Now you vill get down on your hans und knees." This she duly does, balancing precariously on the springs. "You vill please to blow zis kwacker as I make love to you." She thinks this even odder, but figures it's harmless (and the guy is paying). But the sex is fantastic: honking away on the duck caller, she is bounced all over the room by the energetic German. The climax is the most sensational she has ever experienced, and it is several minutes before she has enough breath to say, "That was totally amazing! What do you call that position?" "Zat," replies the German, "is ze Four-sprung Duck Technique." smokiski hehzeheh
just 2 points on this one Smokes:
1. The word  is banned on this board as are the birds themselves. Even allowing a  anywhere near this forum could cause posts to go missing and holidays to be issued.
2. The man in your tale (Helmut) seems to have a very heavy Russian/Smokie accent.
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Post by oldie on Feb 26, 2021 7:54:09 GMT 7
Reminds me of the time the Aussie hired a Sheila and gave her $50 to do something kinky.
He asked her to strip and stand on her head on the corner, and he turned out the lights.
After 15 minutes she got back to her feet and turned the light on to find the Aussie sitting on the bed smoking a cigarette.
"I thought you were gonna do something kinky" she said.
He replied "I did. I shit in your handbag"
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Post by rott on Mar 10, 2021 9:29:17 GMT 7
A German guy called Helmut approaches a lady of the night in London . "I vish to buy sex viz you." "Okay," says the girl, "I charge £50 an hour." "Ist goot, but I must varn you, I am a little kinky." "No problem," she replies cautiously, "I can do a little kinky for an extra £10." Helmut agrees So off they go the girl's flat, where the German produces four large bedsprings and a duck caller. "I vant zat you tie zese springs to each of your hans und knees." The girl finds this odd, but complies, fastening the springs as requested. "Now you vill get down on your hans und knees." This she duly does, balancing precariously on the springs. "You vill please to blow zis kwacker as I make love to you." She thinks this even odder, but figures it's harmless (and the guy is paying). But the sex is fantastic: honking away on the duck caller, she is bounced all over the room by the energetic German. The climax is the most sensational she has ever experienced, and it is several minutes before she has enough breath to say, "That was totally amazing! What do you call that position?" "Zat," replies the German, "is ze Four-sprung Duck Technique." smokiski hehzeheh The "other place" does a fade out thingy feature so that when you quote a long post it only shows the first four or five lines. Good idea. At least they do it when they are not offline for 48 hours doing upgrades or whatever. |
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is banned on this board as are the birds themselves.
anywhere near this forum could cause posts to go missing and holidays to be issued.
