Post by siampolee on Apr 6, 2021 12:14:05 GMT 7
A group of young women are on a night out in a pub in London when they notice a Scotsman in a kilt standing at the other end of the bar.
One of the women says: ‘I wonder if it’s true that Scotsmen don’t wear anything under their kilts.’
Another says: ‘I dare you to ask him.’
The woman has had just enough alcohol to take the dare, so she asks the Scotsman if he is wearing anything under his kilt.
He replies: ‘It’ll cost you five pounds to find out for yourself.’
She thinks this isn’t an unreasonable cost, so hands over five pounds, then lifts his kilt and looks under it.
‘Oh’, she says, dropping the kilt. ‘It’s gruesome!’
The Scot says: ‘Have another look. It’s grew some more.’
One of the women says: ‘I wonder if it’s true that Scotsmen don’t wear anything under their kilts.’
Another says: ‘I dare you to ask him.’
The woman has had just enough alcohol to take the dare, so she asks the Scotsman if he is wearing anything under his kilt.
He replies: ‘It’ll cost you five pounds to find out for yourself.’
She thinks this isn’t an unreasonable cost, so hands over five pounds, then lifts his kilt and looks under it.
‘Oh’, she says, dropping the kilt. ‘It’s gruesome!’
The Scot says: ‘Have another look. It’s grew some more.’
