rubl
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Post by rubl on Sept 24, 2021 18:29:47 GMT 7
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Post by AyG on Sept 24, 2021 19:27:19 GMT 7
No longer will haggis be kept in battery cages, but be free to roam the highland moors.
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Post by me on Sept 24, 2021 19:54:13 GMT 7
But in the past the approved way of stopping an escaping haggis was to jump on it covering it quickly in your kilt. These days ever yone wears trews so they will never be able to stop them runniing away.
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Post by rgs2001uk on Sept 24, 2021 20:16:17 GMT 7
No longer will haggis be kept in battery cages, but be free to roam the highland moors. The smoker will love that. 5555555 |
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Post by rgs2001uk on Sept 24, 2021 20:19:13 GMT 7
No longer will haggis be kept in battery cages, but be free to roam the highland moors. Quire right, kick those non productive constitutional peasants off the land, get sheep on there. Ronnie will be heading to the dole office on monday with his claymore in his hand to join all the other clan chieftans, nothing more than wage thiefs. |
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Post by rott on Sept 24, 2021 22:48:18 GMT 7
Clan chieftain. FFS.
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Post by smokie36 on Sept 26, 2021 17:17:36 GMT 7
No longer will haggis be kept in battery cages, but be free to roam the highland moors. When I was young there were so many haggis roaming the fields I would often stab one with my spade whilst out stealing the farmer's tatties. They don't need hanging for long as they are incredibly active wee buggers....straight in the pot wi some neeps fae the gairden! You should try em sometime rgs you Kentish hand shuffler you. |
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Post by smokie36 on Sept 26, 2021 17:19:47 GMT 7
No longer will haggis be kept in battery cages, but be free to roam the highland moors. Quire right, kick those non productive constitutional peasants off the land, get sheep on there. Ronnie will be heading to the dole office on monday with his claymore in his hand to join all the other clan chieftans, nothing more than wage thiefs. Its a Bank Holiday tomorrow rgs and I could use some funds for a liquid lunch at Spoons. £20 should cover it for me, the missus and our 12 little shits. |
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rubl
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Post by rubl on Sept 26, 2021 17:28:57 GMT 7
Quire right, kick those non productive constitutional peasants off the land, get sheep on there. Ronnie will be heading to the dole office on monday with his claymore in his hand to join all the other clan chieftans, nothing more than wage thiefs. Its a Bank Holiday tomorrow rgs and I could use some funds for a liquid lunch at Spoons. £20 should cover it for me, the missus and our 12 little shits. Ah, the twelve of Charlie. Is that better or worse than the six of Gill?  |
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Post by rgs2001uk on Sept 27, 2021 20:32:03 GMT 7
Quire right, kick those non productive constitutional peasants off the land, get sheep on there. Ronnie will be heading to the dole office on monday with his claymore in his hand to join all the other clan chieftans, nothing more than wage thiefs. Its a Bank Holiday tomorrow rgs and I could use some funds for a liquid lunch at Spoons. £20 should cover it for me, the missus and our 12 little shits. Sturgeons socialist republic falling apart, cant even phone an ambulance, fuel and food shortages, and the smoker gets on the p**s. Good man, thats the spirit than won an empire, a rousing rendition of the red flag and the international brigade does wonder for the soul. Dont forget to get a round in next time instead of that old socialist trick of effing off for a p**s. |
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Post by smokie36 on Sept 27, 2021 21:25:27 GMT 7
Its a Bank Holiday tomorrow rgs and I could use some funds for a liquid lunch at Spoons. £20 should cover it for me, the missus and our 12 little shits. Sturgeons socialist republic falling apart, cant even phone an ambulance, fuel and food shortages, and the smoker gets on the p**s. Good man, thats the spirit than won an empire, a rousing rendition of the red flag and the international brigade does wonder for the soul. Dont forget to get a round in next time instead of that old socialist trick of effing off for a p**s. I pretend I'm unvaxxed and claim rhe barmaid keeps sneezing. |
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Post by yoshiue on Oct 11, 2021 10:10:18 GMT 7
Are you guys talking about a different haggis and not haggis the food? I though I was understanding the conversation but then I got confused when you said that they were roaming around. i suddenly got confused and thought of many things.
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Post by AyG on Oct 11, 2021 11:45:18 GMT 7
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Post by rgs2001uk on Oct 11, 2021 20:34:56 GMT 7
Are you guys talking about a different haggis and not haggis the food? I though I was understanding the conversation but then I got confused when you said that they were roaming around. i suddenly got confused and thought of many things. The only reason this thread exists is to take the p**s out of the smoker, feel free to join in, dont be shy, you will soon get the hang of it. At this moment in time, the smoker is unable to reply, he is walking 500 miles from Inverness to london, then 500 miles more on the way back, seeking answers from Boris, Boris rightly sent him homewards to think again and direct his questions to wee krankie. His own fault really, he arrived at the door of number ten speaking some outdated antiquated language, boris thought he was selling lucky heather and clothes pegs and told him to be on his way. |
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Post by rott on Oct 12, 2021 11:16:11 GMT 7
Are you guys talking about a different haggis and not haggis the food? I though I was understanding the conversation but then I got confused when you said that they were roaming around. i suddenly got confused and thought of many things. Coming on here does make you think of many things. Starting with what am I doing here, what day is it etc. |
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