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Post by rott on Oct 12, 2021 11:18:32 GMT 7
Are you guys talking about a different haggis and not haggis the food? I though I was understanding the conversation but then I got confused when you said that they were roaming around. i suddenly got confused and thought of many things. The only reason this thread exists is to take the p**s out of the smoker, feel free to join in, dont be shy, you will soon get the hang of it. At this moment in time, the smoker is unable to reply, he is walking 500 miles from Inverness to london, then 500 miles more on the way back, seeking answers from Boris, Boris rightly sent him homewards to think again and direct his questions to wee krankie. His own fault really, he arrived at the door of number ten speaking some outdated antiquated language, boris thought he was selling lucky heather and clothes pegs and told him to be on his way. He is probably still selling the wooden clothes pegs, gets a bit out of touch up there. |
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Post by smokie36 on Oct 12, 2021 15:57:23 GMT 7
The only reason this thread exists is to take the p**s out of the smoker, feel free to join in, dont be shy, you will soon get the hang of it. At this moment in time, the smoker is unable to reply, he is walking 500 miles from Inverness to london, then 500 miles more on the way back, seeking answers from Boris, Boris rightly sent him homewards to think again and direct his questions to wee krankie. His own fault really, he arrived at the door of number ten speaking some outdated antiquated language, boris thought he was selling lucky heather and clothes pegs and told him to be on his way. He is probably still selling the wooden clothes pegs, gets a bit out of touch up there. Just wait till Nevember 5th...that's all I'm saying. |
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Post by me on Oct 12, 2021 20:47:31 GMT 7
He is probably still selling the wooden clothes pegs, gets a bit out of touch up there. Just wait till Nevember 5th...that's all I'm saying. Is that what you are telling her inside. |
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Post by rgs2001uk on Oct 13, 2021 20:35:51 GMT 7
He is probably still selling the wooden clothes pegs, gets a bit out of touch up there. Strange day that, but who am I to argue with monks and auspicious dates, hope all goes well on your big day,thanks for letting us know, wheres the invites? Reception in the kiwi is it, brian knocking up some sauasage rolls is he, hope you got mates rates. |
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Post by smokie36 on Oct 13, 2021 20:49:00 GMT 7
Just wait till Nevember 5th...that's all I'm saying. Strange day that, but who am I to argue with monks and auspicious dates, hope all goes well on your big day,thanks for letting us know, wheres the invites? Reception in the kiwi is it, brian knocking up some sauasage rolls is he, hope you got mates rates. Feckin Kiwi...the blithering fool probably told you its my idea to meet up in the shithole. |
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Post by rgs2001uk on Oct 13, 2021 20:55:08 GMT 7
Strange day that, but who am I to argue with monks and auspicious dates, hope all goes well on your big day,thanks for letting us know, wheres the invites? Reception in the kiwi is it, brian knocking up some sauasage rolls is he, hope you got mates rates. Feckin Kiwi...the blithering fool probably told you its my idea to meet up in the shithole. He does like a bargain. |
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Post by smokie36 on Oct 14, 2021 13:14:14 GMT 7
Feckin Kiwi...the blithering fool probably told you its my idea to meet up in the shithole. He does like a bargain. He has learnt not to attempt to get me into a Wetherspoons....I'd rather sit on Glasgow Green in the rain drinking Buckfast. |
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Post by rott on Oct 14, 2021 15:32:22 GMT 7
So where are you drinking it today.?
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Post by rgs2001uk on Oct 14, 2021 21:26:15 GMT 7
He has learnt not to attempt to get me into a Wetherspoons....I'd rather sit on Glasgow Green in the rain drinking Buckfast. Has the man no shame,  , think of your reputation if that had been posted on social media, the hiso twats on suk soi 11 would disown you, reduced to expat pauper status and exile in the boonies of bang kapi, no more fcct or slap up meals at the embassay, a social pariah. Sounds like you dodged a bullet. , 55555. I can just imagine the smirks at the brit club, they are an unforgiving lot down there. Standards old chap, standards must be maintained at all times. |
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Post by smokie36 on Oct 15, 2021 4:53:12 GMT 7
He has learnt not to attempt to get me into a Wetherspoons....I'd rather sit on Glasgow Green in the rain drinking Buckfast. Has the man no shame, , think of your reputation if that had been posted on social media, the hiso twats on suk soi 11 would disown you, reduced to expat pauper status and exile in the boonies of bang kapi, no more fcct or slap up meals at the embassay, a social pariah. Sounds like you dodged a bullet. , 55555. I can just imagine the smirks at the brit club, they are an unforgiving lot down there. Standards old chap, standards must be maintained at all times. Indeed. And a damn fine Sunday roast eh what! |
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Post by rgs2001uk on Oct 15, 2021 21:11:08 GMT 7
The only reason this thread exists is to take the p**s out of the smoker, feel free to join in, dont be shy, you will soon get the hang of it. At this moment in time, the smoker is unable to reply, he is walking 500 miles from Inverness to london, then 500 miles more on the way back, seeking answers from Boris, Boris rightly sent him homewards to think again and direct his questions to wee krankie. His own fault really, he arrived at the door of number ten speaking some outdated antiquated language, boris thought he was selling lucky heather and clothes pegs and told him to be on his way. He is probably still selling the wooden clothes pegs, gets a bit out of touch up there. Indeed, they are still living in some sort of medieval feudal patronage based system waiting for charlie to come back and claim his throne, I blame the lack of televisions and internet, they dont yet realise the king buggered (no pun intended) off years ago. |
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Post by smokie36 on Oct 16, 2021 16:44:07 GMT 7
If you bring me charlie I'll have an amnesty and forgive you all.
But it better be a <duck>ing large bag.
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Post by rubl on Oct 16, 2021 17:02:38 GMT 7
If you bring me charlie I'll have an amnesty and forgive you all. But it better be a <duck>ing large bag. Probably something typically British but just in case  Disclaimer: family unfriendly violence. Bring Me the Head of Charlie |
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Post by rott on Oct 16, 2021 17:31:33 GMT 7
Is rubl the major contributor on this forum.? Probably hoping it'll help him get a passport.
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Post by rubl on Oct 16, 2021 17:44:39 GMT 7
Is rubl the major contributor on this forum.? Probably hoping it'll help him get a passport.  |
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, think of your reputation if that had been posted on social media, the hiso twats on suk soi 11 would disown you, reduced to expat pauper status and exile in the boonies of bang kapi, no more fcct or slap up meals at the embassay, a social pariah. Sounds like you dodged a bullet. 
