Post by siampolee on Dec 6, 2021 9:56:31 GMT 7
Bill & Mick are working in Scotland and having a pint at the local.
A man walks in with a big fish, plonks it on the counter and the barman gives him £25. Did you see that Mick, £25 for a fish.
They see the man sitting down having a whisky so they sit alongside and ask about the fish. It's a Salmon, they are worth a lot of money and sold to restaurants in London.
Where did you catch it says Mick, down by the bridge says the man. Later that night Bill says 'we are going fishing', but we have no rods says Mick, don't need em, I can tickle em says Bill.
They creep down the lane in the swirling mist and finally find the bridge. Now says Mick, I'll hang you upside down off the bridge and you can tickle them fish.
So he lowers him down by his boots, can you reach em yet? , no lower me a bit more, now can you reach em? no lower me as much as you can.
Suddenly Bill shouts, pull me up quick, pull me up.
Did you catch one then? no there's a fookin train coming!
A man walks in with a big fish, plonks it on the counter and the barman gives him £25. Did you see that Mick, £25 for a fish.
They see the man sitting down having a whisky so they sit alongside and ask about the fish. It's a Salmon, they are worth a lot of money and sold to restaurants in London.
Where did you catch it says Mick, down by the bridge says the man. Later that night Bill says 'we are going fishing', but we have no rods says Mick, don't need em, I can tickle em says Bill.
They creep down the lane in the swirling mist and finally find the bridge. Now says Mick, I'll hang you upside down off the bridge and you can tickle them fish.
So he lowers him down by his boots, can you reach em yet? , no lower me a bit more, now can you reach em? no lower me as much as you can.
Suddenly Bill shouts, pull me up quick, pull me up.
Did you catch one then? no there's a fookin train coming!
