TTFT
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Post by TTFT on Jun 7, 2023 9:26:27 GMT 7
OK my fellow Mangosteenythings, this is just what it says on the jar. A place where you can share a punchline without the monotony of having to type the lead-up to the joke's/story's conclusion.
Ok, I'll go first:
and she said "Yeth, and I’m only thixteen". 
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rubl
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Post by rubl on Jun 7, 2023 13:19:21 GMT 7
Punchline? ... and that's why he has that black eye.  |
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siampolee
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Post by siampolee on Jun 7, 2023 15:15:48 GMT 7
The Mayor just asked, where's my Sukiyaki and what was that bang?
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TTFT
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Post by TTFT on Jun 8, 2023 11:10:04 GMT 7
"Freck that" said Mick, "have you seen how many of their owners go blind?".
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oldie
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Post by oldie on Jun 8, 2023 11:42:40 GMT 7
"I love women. I just hate the ones I've met"
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oldie
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Post by oldie on Jun 8, 2023 11:43:09 GMT 7
"I never killed anyone that didn't deserve it"
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siampolee
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Post by siampolee on Jun 8, 2023 17:22:57 GMT 7
I haven't got a womb...
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rubl
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Post by rubl on Jun 8, 2023 17:31:04 GMT 7
...
I hope I was drunk.
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oldie
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Post by oldie on Jun 9, 2023 4:25:27 GMT 7
"Wasn't me. I was playing golf"
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oldie
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Post by oldie on Jun 9, 2023 4:26:40 GMT 7
"That's one small step for man..."
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oldie
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Post by oldie on Jun 9, 2023 4:27:48 GMT 7
"Sorry. Are you whales from Scotland?"
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oldie
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Post by oldie on Jun 9, 2023 4:28:34 GMT 7
"We were married 40 years"
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oldie
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Post by oldie on Jun 9, 2023 4:30:17 GMT 7
"A frog in a blender"
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TTFT
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Post by TTFT on Jun 9, 2023 6:49:38 GMT 7
"Sacré bleu" exclaimed the Swedish cabinet-maker in his best British accent, "if met is dead, who's been stroking my badger?".
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TTFT
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Post by TTFT on Jun 9, 2023 6:50:15 GMT 7
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