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Just the punchline. Jun 7, 2023 9:26:27 GMT 7

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Post by TTFT on Jun 7, 2023 9:26:27 GMT 7

OK my fellow Mangosteenythings, this is just what it says on the jar.

A place where you can share a punchline without the monotony of having to type the lead-up to the joke's/story's conclusion.

Ok, I'll go first:

and she said "Yeth, and I’m only thixteen".

rubl Crazy Mango Extraordinaire The wondering type Posts: 23,997 Likes: 9,333	Just the punchline. Jun 7, 2023 13:19:21 GMT 7 TTFT likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by rubl on Jun 7, 2023 13:19:21 GMT 7 Punchline? ... and that's why he has that black eye.
	-- The more I learn the better I understand I know nothing.

siampolee Detective Alive alive O Posts: 14,450 Likes: 9,289	Just the punchline. Jun 7, 2023 15:15:48 GMT 7 TTFT and oldie like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by siampolee on Jun 7, 2023 15:15:48 GMT 7 The Mayor just asked, where's my Sukiyaki and what was that bang?
	Socialism will never take root in the UK because the poor see themselves not as an exploited proletariat but as temporarily embarrassed millionaires."

TTFT Fricken Tiger Posts: 1,980 Likes: 2,316	Just the punchline. Jun 8, 2023 11:10:04 GMT 7 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by TTFT on Jun 8, 2023 11:10:04 GMT 7 "Freck that" said Mick, "have you seen how many of their owners go blind?".

oldie Crazy Mango Extraordinaire Posts: 6,086 Likes: 4,858	Just the punchline. Jun 8, 2023 11:42:40 GMT 7 via mobile Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by oldie on Jun 8, 2023 11:42:40 GMT 7 "I love women. I just hate the ones I've met"
	Fat cuunt.

oldie Crazy Mango Extraordinaire Posts: 6,086 Likes: 4,858	Just the punchline. Jun 8, 2023 11:43:09 GMT 7 via mobile rott likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by oldie on Jun 8, 2023 11:43:09 GMT 7 "I never killed anyone that didn't deserve it"
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siampolee Detective Alive alive O Posts: 14,450 Likes: 9,289	Just the punchline. Jun 8, 2023 17:22:57 GMT 7 oldie likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by siampolee on Jun 8, 2023 17:22:57 GMT 7 I haven't got a womb...
	Socialism will never take root in the UK because the poor see themselves not as an exploited proletariat but as temporarily embarrassed millionaires."

rubl Crazy Mango Extraordinaire The wondering type Posts: 23,997 Likes: 9,333	Just the punchline. Jun 8, 2023 17:31:04 GMT 7 oldie likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by rubl on Jun 8, 2023 17:31:04 GMT 7 ... I hope I was drunk.
	-- The more I learn the better I understand I know nothing.

oldie Crazy Mango Extraordinaire Posts: 6,086 Likes: 4,858	Just the punchline. Jun 9, 2023 4:25:27 GMT 7 via mobile Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by oldie on Jun 9, 2023 4:25:27 GMT 7 "Wasn't me. I was playing golf"
	Fat cuunt.

oldie Crazy Mango Extraordinaire Posts: 6,086 Likes: 4,858	Just the punchline. Jun 9, 2023 4:26:40 GMT 7 via mobile Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by oldie on Jun 9, 2023 4:26:40 GMT 7 "That's one small step for man..."
	Fat cuunt.

oldie Crazy Mango Extraordinaire Posts: 6,086 Likes: 4,858	Just the punchline. Jun 9, 2023 4:27:48 GMT 7 via mobile Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by oldie on Jun 9, 2023 4:27:48 GMT 7 "Sorry. Are you whales from Scotland?"
	Fat cuunt.

oldie Crazy Mango Extraordinaire Posts: 6,086 Likes: 4,858	Just the punchline. Jun 9, 2023 4:28:34 GMT 7 via mobile Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by oldie on Jun 9, 2023 4:28:34 GMT 7 "We were married 40 years"
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oldie Crazy Mango Extraordinaire Posts: 6,086 Likes: 4,858	Just the punchline. Jun 9, 2023 4:30:17 GMT 7 via mobile Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by oldie on Jun 9, 2023 4:30:17 GMT 7 "A frog in a blender"
	Fat cuunt.

TTFT Fricken Tiger Posts: 1,980 Likes: 2,316	Just the punchline. Jun 9, 2023 6:49:38 GMT 7 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by TTFT on Jun 9, 2023 6:49:38 GMT 7 "Sacré bleu" exclaimed the Swedish cabinet-maker in his best British accent, "if met is dead, who's been stroking my badger?".

TTFT Fricken Tiger Posts: 1,980 Likes: 2,316	Just the punchline. Jun 9, 2023 6:50:15 GMT 7 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by TTFT on Jun 9, 2023 6:50:15 GMT 7 "No, Doddy".

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