""Glad nobody asked any questions when I had the stripper pole installed in the basement.""

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Never danced with a pole, please explain, much prefer Greeks and Italians myself.

Its not the poles you need to be wary of, its those bloody pikeys.

^^^, yeah, sometimes go by the sorbiquet, on line traders, e-bayers, on line poker players, boiler room types, found all over Bkk, import/exporters etc etc, usually found in the bars of lower suk with their jamie Oliver haircuts.

^^^, yes lower Suk is Suk, they can usually be found in their unoffical HQ, a certain bar on Suk soi 5

Easily identifiable, the fake 300 baht Bata crocodile skin shoes, the polyester pants and the cheapo ill fitting 500 baht crimplene shirt (always worn outside the pants to hide the beer gut) bought from some dodgy tailor on lower Suk are a dead giveaway.

Other identifying signs, love and hate tattooed on the knucles, the half sov rings, or full sov, depending on how many innocent pensioners they managed to scam out their savings that day.

Usually have an (ex) bar girl in tow, but they always tell you she aint from a bar, her demeanor and tattoos are a dead give away, coupled with the fact, she didnt wai you.

^^^^, dont forget, the house in Lancaster Gate, coupled with the fact, those TGAUs he was trying to flog you, they are fake, sometimes speaks with a Greek accent.