siampolee
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Post by siampolee on Jan 17, 2024 9:36:55 GMT 7
Old Sandy McPherson was dying.
Tenderly, his wife Maggie knelt by his bedside and asked, 'Anything I can get you, Sandy?' - No reply.
'Have ye no' a last wish, Sandy?'
Faintly, came the answer ... 'A wee bit of yon boiled ham.'
'Wheesht, man,' said Maggie, 'ye ken fine that's for the funeral.'
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