Post by siampolee on Feb 5, 2024 17:07:57 GMT 7
I've just finished reading a book about the world's greatest basement . It was a best cellar.
It's-my first week working at the bicycle factory and they already made me a spokesperson.
Horses have lower divorce rates. It's because they are in stable relationships.
My laptop caught pneumonia, apparently because I left Windows open.
I thought swimming with dolphins was expensive until I went swimming with sharks, that cost me an arm and a leg.
The main function of your little toe is to make sure all the furniture in the house is in the right place.
It's pretty obvious that if I run in front of a car I will get tired but if I run behind a car I will get exhausted.
My teachers told me I'd never amount to much because I procrastinate so much. I told them you just wait. 90%of bald people still own a comb; they just can't part with it.
Every morning I get hit by the same bicycle. It's a vicious cycle.
The word incorrectly is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary.
I've-been experimenting with breeding racing deer. People have accused me of just trying to make a fast buck.
What do you call a row of hares hopping backwards? A receding hare line.
When I was a kid, we played spin the bottle with the girls, if they didn't want to kiss you, they would have to give you a dollar. By the time I was 12, I owned my own home.
Always trust a nudist ... They have nothing to hide.
It's-my first week working at the bicycle factory and they already made me a spokesperson.
Horses have lower divorce rates. It's because they are in stable relationships.
My laptop caught pneumonia, apparently because I left Windows open.
I thought swimming with dolphins was expensive until I went swimming with sharks, that cost me an arm and a leg.
The main function of your little toe is to make sure all the furniture in the house is in the right place.
It's pretty obvious that if I run in front of a car I will get tired but if I run behind a car I will get exhausted.
My teachers told me I'd never amount to much because I procrastinate so much. I told them you just wait. 90%of bald people still own a comb; they just can't part with it.
Every morning I get hit by the same bicycle. It's a vicious cycle.
The word incorrectly is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary.
I've-been experimenting with breeding racing deer. People have accused me of just trying to make a fast buck.
What do you call a row of hares hopping backwards? A receding hare line.
When I was a kid, we played spin the bottle with the girls, if they didn't want to kiss you, they would have to give you a dollar. By the time I was 12, I owned my own home.
Always trust a nudist ... They have nothing to hide.
