Post by siampolee on Mar 13, 2024 11:12:00 GMT 7
A Vicar entered his donkey in a race and it won.
The Vicar was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again and it won again.
The local paper read: VICARS ASS OUT FRONT.
The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the Vicar not to enter the donkey in another race.
The next day the local paper headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES VICARS ASS.
This was too much for the Bishop so he ordered the Vicar to get rid of the donkey.
The Pastor decided to give it to a Nun in a nearby convent.
The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day: NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.
The Bishop fainted.
He informed the Nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey so she sold it to a farm for 10 pounds
The next day the paper read: NUN SELLS ASS FOR 10 pounds.
This was too much for the Bishop so he ordered the Nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the downs where it could run wild.
The next day the headlines read: NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.
The Bishop was buried the next day.
The moral of the story is . . . being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and misery and even shorten your life.
So be yourself and enjoy life.
Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and just cover your own !!!
You'll be a lot happier and live longer!
The Vicar was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again and it won again.
The local paper read: VICARS ASS OUT FRONT.
The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the Vicar not to enter the donkey in another race.
The next day the local paper headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES VICARS ASS.
This was too much for the Bishop so he ordered the Vicar to get rid of the donkey.
The Pastor decided to give it to a Nun in a nearby convent.
The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day: NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.
The Bishop fainted.
He informed the Nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey so she sold it to a farm for 10 pounds
The next day the paper read: NUN SELLS ASS FOR 10 pounds.
This was too much for the Bishop so he ordered the Nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the downs where it could run wild.
The next day the headlines read: NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.
The Bishop was buried the next day.
The moral of the story is . . . being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and misery and even shorten your life.
So be yourself and enjoy life.
Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and just cover your own !!!
You'll be a lot happier and live longer!
