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Post by siampolee on Apr 29, 2024 12:22:33 GMT 7
The truth revealed... German noblemen of the Holy Roman Empire often engaged in intense quarrels over land disputes and rivaling titles. Nobility regularly gathered for "diets" - meetings called to mediate arguments and reinstate peace, however momentary. Unfortunately, one such meeting in 1184 literally went to sh*t as floorboards broke, and between 60 and 100 German nobles fell into a latrine and met their untimely demise. King Henry VI called the mediation after a particularly heated land dispute between Ludwig III and Archbishop Konrad I. The meeting party gathered in the Church of St. Peter of Erfurt, in a room directly above the building's latrine pits. The weight of the large gathering, most likely amplified by their heavy chain male attire, caused the floorboards to collapse. The nobles plunged into a pool of fecal matter, many of them drowning or being crushed between the feces pit and the fallen floor. The most ironic of these deaths was Count Heinrich of Schwarzburg, who often jokingly said he would perish in his own fecal matter if he ever failed his title.
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Post by rott on Apr 29, 2024 12:37:19 GMT 7
I'm sure there's a cutting and appropriate comment here, but I can't find the words.
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Post by oldie on Apr 29, 2024 14:19:56 GMT 7
Do you know Julius Caesar never said thankyou during his entire life? Mainly because he didn't speak English.
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Post by siampolee on Apr 29, 2024 14:59:52 GMT 7
That floor collapsed due to the employing of a ''turd class workforce.''
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Post by siampolee on Apr 30, 2024 8:49:10 GMT 7
The opposite of Scheißhaus... I saw Blaster Bates some 35 years ago in Milton Keynes on his speaking tour. I have never laughed so much in all my life .Blaster Bates was indeed a master raconteur
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