Post by siampolee on Oct 3, 2024 10:57:44 GMT 7
For today’s lesson, Teacher asks the students to use the word, definitely, in a sentence.
Teacher’s pet, Harold, immediately raises his hand and states, “The sky is definitely blue”, to which Teacher replies, “sometimes the sky is grey with clouds”.
Next, Teacher’s other pet, Susie, raises her hand and states, “The grass is definitely green”. Again, Teacher has to point out, “sometimes, there is no rain and the grass goes yellow”.
There’s a lull as most of the class gets thoughtful, then, from the back of the class, Johnny, who rarely participates, asks without raising his hand, “Teacher, are farts lumpy?”
There’s some snickering that Teacher tries to control by replying, “No Johnny, farts are not lumpy.”
''Well then Teacher, I definitely crapped my pants.”
Teacher’s pet, Harold, immediately raises his hand and states, “The sky is definitely blue”, to which Teacher replies, “sometimes the sky is grey with clouds”.
Next, Teacher’s other pet, Susie, raises her hand and states, “The grass is definitely green”. Again, Teacher has to point out, “sometimes, there is no rain and the grass goes yellow”.
There’s a lull as most of the class gets thoughtful, then, from the back of the class, Johnny, who rarely participates, asks without raising his hand, “Teacher, are farts lumpy?”
There’s some snickering that Teacher tries to control by replying, “No Johnny, farts are not lumpy.”
''Well then Teacher, I definitely crapped my pants.”
