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One line witticisms... Oct 6, 2024 14:10:40 GMT 7 oldie likes this

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Post by siampolee on Oct 6, 2024 14:10:40 GMT 7

A witty one liner: “I have a conjoined uncle on my mother’s side.

A witty one liner: “I saw a painting of Jesus Christ that miraculously looks just like my dog’s butt.

A witty riddle: “how many light bulbs does it take to change a dyslexic?”

A witty slogan: “Deer hunters: two for one special: More buck for your bang.

A witty slogan: “Exhibitionist Sale-All Pants Half Off”

A witty slogan: “Optometrist/Private Eye cross examinations''

Socialism will never take root in the UK because the poor see themselves not as an exploited proletariat but as temporarily embarrassed millionaires."

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