Post by Soutpeel on Aug 25, 2015 11:14:55 GMT 7
To continue this mornings musical theme...famous quotes
"The only black magic Black Sabbath ever got into was a box of chocolates." - Ozzy Osbourne, 1983.
"We thought Saturday Night Fever sounded like porn music" - Bee Gee Robin Gibb - 2007.
"I'll be playing rock in a wheelchair. It's what I do for a living." Keith Richards - 1981.
"Rock n roll is like pulling back your rib cage and showing people your heart. It's not about wearing the right shoes." - Bono, 1997
"I did say I could make love for eight hours. What I didn't say was that this includes four hours of begging and then dinner and a movie." - Sting.
"I always smudge my lipstick nudging the microphone with my lips." - Robert Smith, The Cure. 1987.
"Led Zeppelin is a stag party that never ends." Jimmy Page.
"I used to have a drug problem, but now I can afford it." - David Lee Roth
And finally some Heather Mills jokes
Heather Mills has been included in the 2008 edition of the Guinness Book of World Records. She was the first person in history to successfully milk a Beatle!
"there was an explosion in an African mine, and some of the workers were badly injured. One of the victims who lost his leg in the blast turned to his friend and said "Oh no, that?s it, who's going to want a one legged gold digger?" His friend paused to think and replied, "Well you could always try Paul McCartney."
"What?s the difference between Heather Mills and Northern Rock? Ones got a pot of cash, is a bit wobbly and screws old people for their savings. The other is a bank!"
"The only black magic Black Sabbath ever got into was a box of chocolates." - Ozzy Osbourne, 1983.
"We thought Saturday Night Fever sounded like porn music" - Bee Gee Robin Gibb - 2007.
"I'll be playing rock in a wheelchair. It's what I do for a living." Keith Richards - 1981.
"Rock n roll is like pulling back your rib cage and showing people your heart. It's not about wearing the right shoes." - Bono, 1997
"I did say I could make love for eight hours. What I didn't say was that this includes four hours of begging and then dinner and a movie." - Sting.
"I always smudge my lipstick nudging the microphone with my lips." - Robert Smith, The Cure. 1987.
"Led Zeppelin is a stag party that never ends." Jimmy Page.
"I used to have a drug problem, but now I can afford it." - David Lee Roth
And finally some Heather Mills jokes
Heather Mills has been included in the 2008 edition of the Guinness Book of World Records. She was the first person in history to successfully milk a Beatle!
"there was an explosion in an African mine, and some of the workers were badly injured. One of the victims who lost his leg in the blast turned to his friend and said "Oh no, that?s it, who's going to want a one legged gold digger?" His friend paused to think and replied, "Well you could always try Paul McCartney."
"What?s the difference between Heather Mills and Northern Rock? Ones got a pot of cash, is a bit wobbly and screws old people for their savings. The other is a bank!"
