Post by Deleted on Sept 3, 2015 6:08:38 GMT 7
I've just come back from Thailand after spending just over 2 weeks there for the 1st time, I've met so many nice people and also an equal amount of repulsive idiots from many different cuntrys.
I really like the Thai girls they are so easy to have a laugh and a good time with, been in a few bars just for drinks and always been well entertained, looked after and had great fun in the process, but never more than that.
Speaking to a London man, I told him I am looking for a partner for life and not just someone who wants my money. I met a few women that have more than 1 boyfriend, they send money but are being cheated. I was a bit disappointed learning this but I can maybe understAND THEY WANT MONEY...opps sorry for the cops, after all they are poor and live in a 3rd world environment so I was led to believe.
This might sound a bit mis-jointed as I don't know where to start, I arrived home 8 hours ago and just getting drunk because well I'm bored here and missing Thailand already.
Where was I?
Oh yeah back to the London guy, I strolled up to a bar and ordered a drink and this London guy his name was Dave started speaking to me, it went a little something like this.
"Alright me old China, you don't wanna drink that fackin earther its like p**s water, get a bottle of Charlie Chang down your nanny goat you nonce"
This stuck with me all day and even a few days later, I was trying to decipher what it was he was actually saying, I had noted the words on my phone while he was carrying on. Later in the day I met other people and asked them what these words mean, many people gave me different answers but one London bloke told me a nonce is a paedo, WTF? I am not and look nothing like one of those.
Anyway, he said "anyway where you from you northern monkey"? At this point I'm thinking WTF! this guys a prick, oh and by the way, if your reading this Dave your a <duck>ing bellend with no respect for anyone not even yourself, you collar up Ralph Lauren Polo shirt wearing <theduck>!
Right so, ahh I've gone off the point of my question which was the important thing, maybe I can throw that in later.
Dave started teaching me about Thai people in general the ways of the culture everything that was rattling around in that ping pong sized brain of his. So I put my phone on record as it was hard to understand what he was saying.
"There all thieving cants this lot, you cant fackin trust none of em"
"See that geez over there with the bib on the Tommy Hooter, me old mukka give him a Bobby Moore to get some Harris and it turns out he's a ducks ass for the old bill like. He's doing bird now cos of that cant"
I said "what's she like, is she fit"?
"what the fack you talking about you muppet"
I said "your mates bird is she fit or what"?
"Which fackin planet did you fly from, you'll last 2 fackin minutes here, I see people like you flying off balconies every day you weasel"
Ohhh FFS my phones gone dead and charger is in the suicase.
Sorry I'll have to finish this off tomorrow.
I've met a real nice girl though in Nonthaburi...I will get round to telling you about her.
Sorry for the half post I will finish it, I promise.
I really like the Thai girls they are so easy to have a laugh and a good time with, been in a few bars just for drinks and always been well entertained, looked after and had great fun in the process, but never more than that.
Speaking to a London man, I told him I am looking for a partner for life and not just someone who wants my money. I met a few women that have more than 1 boyfriend, they send money but are being cheated. I was a bit disappointed learning this but I can maybe understAND THEY WANT MONEY...opps sorry for the cops, after all they are poor and live in a 3rd world environment so I was led to believe.
This might sound a bit mis-jointed as I don't know where to start, I arrived home 8 hours ago and just getting drunk because well I'm bored here and missing Thailand already.
Where was I?
Oh yeah back to the London guy, I strolled up to a bar and ordered a drink and this London guy his name was Dave started speaking to me, it went a little something like this.
"Alright me old China, you don't wanna drink that fackin earther its like p**s water, get a bottle of Charlie Chang down your nanny goat you nonce"
This stuck with me all day and even a few days later, I was trying to decipher what it was he was actually saying, I had noted the words on my phone while he was carrying on. Later in the day I met other people and asked them what these words mean, many people gave me different answers but one London bloke told me a nonce is a paedo, WTF? I am not and look nothing like one of those.
Anyway, he said "anyway where you from you northern monkey"? At this point I'm thinking WTF! this guys a prick, oh and by the way, if your reading this Dave your a <duck>ing bellend with no respect for anyone not even yourself, you collar up Ralph Lauren Polo shirt wearing <theduck>!
Right so, ahh I've gone off the point of my question which was the important thing, maybe I can throw that in later.
Dave started teaching me about Thai people in general the ways of the culture everything that was rattling around in that ping pong sized brain of his. So I put my phone on record as it was hard to understand what he was saying.
"There all thieving cants this lot, you cant fackin trust none of em"
"See that geez over there with the bib on the Tommy Hooter, me old mukka give him a Bobby Moore to get some Harris and it turns out he's a ducks ass for the old bill like. He's doing bird now cos of that cant"
I said "what's she like, is she fit"?
"what the fack you talking about you muppet"
I said "your mates bird is she fit or what"?
"Which fackin planet did you fly from, you'll last 2 fackin minutes here, I see people like you flying off balconies every day you weasel"
Ohhh FFS my phones gone dead and charger is in the suicase.
Sorry I'll have to finish this off tomorrow.
I've met a real nice girl though in Nonthaburi...I will get round to telling you about her.
Sorry for the half post I will finish it, I promise.
