Post by Deleted on Sept 8, 2015 13:36:33 GMT 7
"I'm telling you right now - we all need to dig deep into our pockets to assist the third-world children around us. I have been active in driving up to these kids on my $2,000 motorbike and handing them mama noodles - whether they like it or not. What I then do is take hundreds of invasive photos of these sufferin' little creatures, and post them on the blog for all to see - and you, you, you sitting here with your full plate of Pad Thai have refused my demand to raise funds for these kids - who do you think you are? We are the wealthy - we are the lucky one's - these kids can only dream of the $2,000 per month pension I have - and I assist that you give to the charity that I set up or I will UNFRIEND YOU ON FACEBOOK - DO YOU HEAR ME!!" ranted the sanctimonious pr*ck. The idea of being a silent charitable worker had never occurred to him - all good works had to be broadcast to the world to see. Guilty - Petra put aside her Pad Thai - now feeling solely responsible for world poverty.
"How much do you want me to donate?" she asked.
"Well, I donated $50."
"Only $50.00 to your own appeal?"
"Well, I have to pay for the four bedroomed house even though only two of us stay in it, and I'm saving for a new car - then there's the flights back to the UK for me and the wife - and eh, hotels, spending money - I need some new camera equipment too - and of course, I do like a drink."
"Awww, you really are a pr*ck, aren't you?" asked Petra, her appetite suddenly returned.
"How much do you want me to donate?" she asked.
"Well, I donated $50."
"Only $50.00 to your own appeal?"
"Well, I have to pay for the four bedroomed house even though only two of us stay in it, and I'm saving for a new car - then there's the flights back to the UK for me and the wife - and eh, hotels, spending money - I need some new camera equipment too - and of course, I do like a drink."
"Awww, you really are a pr*ck, aren't you?" asked Petra, her appetite suddenly returned.
