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Post by rgs2001uk on Oct 5, 2015 23:49:32 GMT 7
Every time I go for a drink with the Somchais there is an itinerant soi dog keeps following me around.
Looks a bit like like a mongerel, bit of alsatian thrown in, lately it has taken to sniffing my ass.
Should I be alarmed, what meds should I spray on my ass before leaving the house?
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Post by Deleted on Oct 6, 2015 4:18:30 GMT 7
I'd only be alarmed if his lipstick was out.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 6, 2015 6:57:02 GMT 7
Tie some garlic around the affected area-that should do the trick  |
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Post by Deleted on Oct 6, 2015 7:02:00 GMT 7
Is it a he or a shedog? Start worrying if it starts humping your leg.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 6, 2015 7:41:42 GMT 7
RGS, is this the shabby dog that keeps sniffing around your arse?  |
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Post by Soutpeel on Oct 6, 2015 7:49:53 GMT 7
Tie a pork chop round your neck...that him stop him sniffing your arse
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Post by Deleted on Oct 6, 2015 7:57:10 GMT 7
RGS, is this the shabby dog that keeps sniffing around your arse? Hahaha and  to the max. What's that second one down? Looks like a sheep, and third is a botfly, hahahaha. Sorry rgs. Your're attracting all types of animals. |
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Post by siampolee on Oct 6, 2015 8:04:10 GMT 7
Great suggestion that may well be the equivalent of garlic and thus deter the baht bus queen, Jinthing from ''tailing you.''  |
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Post by AyG on Oct 6, 2015 8:28:43 GMT 7
Yes, you should definitely be alarmed. Some dogs have the ability to sniff out cancer. It would appear that you have cancer of the arse. Get thee to a physician for a thorough rectal probing stat. |
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Post by Deleted on Oct 6, 2015 8:51:59 GMT 7
I've never laughed so much in ages here. Thanks all. . |
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Post by rgs2001uk on Oct 6, 2015 11:35:49 GMT 7
Tie a pork chop round your neck...that him stop him sniffing your arse I think the dog may well be Muslim, would this be acceptable? |
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Post by siampolee on Oct 6, 2015 11:49:58 GMT 7
No wucking forries this infidel dog is anti kosher and haram.  |
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Post by Deleted on Oct 6, 2015 12:28:45 GMT 7
Give it a wipe.
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Post by Fletchsmile on Oct 6, 2015 13:23:37 GMT 7
Every time I go for a drink with the Somchais there is an itinerant soi dog keeps following me around. Looks a bit like like a mongerel, bit of alsatian thrown in, lately it has taken to sniffing my ass. Should I be alarmed, what meds should I spray on my ass before leaving the house? Sorry to here that. I thought that "dogs" following you around and sniffing after you was one of your main reasons for moving to Thailand in the first place. Sorry to hear the problem has popped up here too One solution might be to spray the Somchais with aniseed so the dogs follow them instead. |
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Post by Deleted on Oct 6, 2015 13:51:03 GMT 7
Every time I go for a drink with the Somchais there is an itinerant soi dog keeps following me around. Looks a bit like like a mongerel, bit of alsatian thrown in, lately it has taken to sniffing my ass. Should I be alarmed, what meds should I spray on my ass before leaving the house? Sorry to here that. I thought that "dogs" following you around and sniffing after you was one of your main reasons for moving to Thailand in the first place. Sorry to hear the problem has popped up here too One solution might be to spray the Somchais with aniseed so the dogs follow them instead. Pernod smells of aniseed, the dogs are not the only ones that would follow the smell of that smooth drink. |
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to the max. What's that second one down? Looks like a sheep, and third is a botfly, hahahaha. Sorry rgs. Your're attracting all types of animals.
