You know how I like to stuff? Well, on the theme of chickens I've just had an entire pack of Paxo sage and onion (the fake Aldi one). This is in an attempt to not feel hungry and yet be completely stuffed.

You'll eat anything.

Blether, apologies. During slack times . . . which is most of the time . . . it'll be very tricky to get an interesting or mildly intelligent conversation here, as only me and Smoke's are on. We have to control the entire board of three people including ourselves at the same time with a combined IQ well into the double digits.

It's tough at the top.

I rose to grinding poverty from a position of greatness.

I read somewhere that Gerbils were to blame for the black plague.

I read somewhere that Goebbels was to blame for the Black Shirts.