Post by Deleted on Nov 12, 2015 8:37:49 GMT 7
The world is full of lies. The sooner you learn that, the better off you'll be. A unicorn isn't really a unicorn, it's a horse with a plunger stuck to its face. One of the many lies you believe. Look at this below, what a rort.
Footlongs are a lie-Subway is known for its footlong subs, but as this photo reveals, they don't always reach the full 12 inches. In fact, most of their footlongs are closer to 11 inches long. All the time you thought you were getting twelve inches of goodness they were short changing you by an inch....More on food...
Every Froot Loop tastes the same-That's right, those colorful circles appear to be flavored like different fruits, but they're really all flavored the same. no point in fighting over the pink ones then.
Michael Jackson had anti gravity shoes-Sadly, M.J. didn't perform that iconic lean in his "Smooth Criminal" video on his own. He had shoes with inlets in the soles that attached to small pegs on the ground to ensure that he wouldn't fall over. He even got the inventive footwear patented!
WAKE UP WORLD. OPEN YOUR EYES. SEE THE TRUTH BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE.
Edited for greater effect from here www.buzzfeed.com/bradesposito/lies-lies-lies#.mj7jgVjXV and here www.brainjet.com/random/14105/25-photos-that-prove-everything-you-thought-you-knew-is-a-lie#page=8
Footlongs are a lie-Subway is known for its footlong subs, but as this photo reveals, they don't always reach the full 12 inches. In fact, most of their footlongs are closer to 11 inches long. All the time you thought you were getting twelve inches of goodness they were short changing you by an inch....More on food...
Every Froot Loop tastes the same-That's right, those colorful circles appear to be flavored like different fruits, but they're really all flavored the same. no point in fighting over the pink ones then.
Michael Jackson had anti gravity shoes-Sadly, M.J. didn't perform that iconic lean in his "Smooth Criminal" video on his own. He had shoes with inlets in the soles that attached to small pegs on the ground to ensure that he wouldn't fall over. He even got the inventive footwear patented!
WAKE UP WORLD. OPEN YOUR EYES. SEE THE TRUTH BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE.
Edited for greater effect from here www.buzzfeed.com/bradesposito/lies-lies-lies#.mj7jgVjXV and here www.brainjet.com/random/14105/25-photos-that-prove-everything-you-thought-you-knew-is-a-lie#page=8
