nikmar
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Post by nikmar on Dec 2, 2015 8:43:21 GMT 7
I take the sky train every day and today a 20 something university type gave me her seat.
Cheers love but I'm 47. well 48 next month.
Damn!!!
So , there you go. You know your old when........
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cc1
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hygiene inspector
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Post by cc1 on Dec 2, 2015 9:01:25 GMT 7
When you have to get up 5 times a night to have 1 p**s...
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Post by Deleted on Dec 2, 2015 12:16:31 GMT 7
You and your teeth don't sleep together  |
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Post by rgs2001uk on Dec 2, 2015 14:54:46 GMT 7
It takes you all night to do what you once did all night.
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Post by Fletchsmile on Dec 4, 2015 14:07:30 GMT 7
I take the sky train every day and today a 20 something university type gave me her seat. Cheers love but I'm 47. well 48 next month. Damn!!! So , there you go. You know your old when........ I'd take it as a compliment. Isn't it customary for people here to give up their seats to children?  |
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pathumseb
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I found you at last!
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Post by pathumseb on Dec 4, 2015 14:36:32 GMT 7
When railway documentaries become a regular feature of your evening entertainment options. I've often been told I was born 40.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 4, 2015 16:33:41 GMT 7
It takes you all night to do what you once did all night. Or when you don't do what you used to do every night  |
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Post by rgs2001uk on Dec 4, 2015 21:11:20 GMT 7
It takes you all night to do what you once did all night. Or when you don't do what you used to do every night Or when you cant be assed with it anymore. Was down in Pattaya the other week, met up with Big P, told me he hasnt had a woman for the last 5 years. Says since he lost his libido it has saved him a fortune. Also told me, he dont miss it in the least, he now lives single, hassle free, no requests from free loading hammock swingers, no worthless gov't paddy fields for sale, and no more Hello Kitty attitude ploblems. |
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siampolee
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Post by siampolee on Dec 5, 2015 9:30:13 GMT 7
When you have to whistle a military air or the National Anthem of ones own country to get ''Percy' to come to stand at attention !!!
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cc1
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Post by cc1 on Dec 11, 2015 23:33:06 GMT 7
...when your bells are longer than the string...
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Post by Deleted on Dec 12, 2015 12:27:40 GMT 7
You get ready for a big night out then fall asleep on the couch....
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wildoats
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Post by wildoats on Dec 29, 2015 18:30:17 GMT 7
"So , there you go. You know your old when......"
When you are walking down Lower Suk and the street vendor offers Viagra.
I was incensed! Never aroused.
I have since ditched the white socks and sandals (shame as they were rather comfy).
I feel sadly, the Safari Suit will also go the way of the Dodo.
I, I, I ... oh never mind, I forgot what I was going to say.
Is it pension day today?
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Post by rgs2001uk on Dec 29, 2015 21:42:25 GMT 7
When the bargirls refer to you as papa.
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Post by stoneyboy on Dec 29, 2015 21:45:37 GMT 7
You take about 15 tablets a day.
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smokie36
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Post by smokie36 on Dec 30, 2015 10:07:54 GMT 7
You take about 15 tablets a day. Nonsense I was doing that at 17. |
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