siampolee
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Post by siampolee on Dec 21, 2015 7:13:09 GMT 7
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Post by Deleted on Dec 21, 2015 7:34:57 GMT 7
I think this may be my 2nd to last Christmas, don't need a chart or questionnaire or some 2 bit bag 'o' shite uni graduate social media scientist to forecast it.
He gives advice, but he doesn't say don't take this test if your bi-polar or have some kind of schizo affective disorder, heart disease or cancer.
They're a failure to modern day science, because they're not scientists.
Statisticians and data scientists. Anyone who can write can be one of them, full of bullshit.
They never heard of a petri dish or a centrifuge.
Hope they die unexpectedly after analysing themselves, car crash, laters smartarse.
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pathumseb
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Post by pathumseb on Dec 21, 2015 8:05:44 GMT 7
89: I just hope that I am able bodied and in relatively good health at that age. Would not want to be laid up in a nursing home.
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Post by smokie36 on Dec 21, 2015 8:07:49 GMT 7
Load of cobblers this test....way more variables need to be considered.
Not least my pickled liver will last 10000 years lmao.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 21, 2015 8:14:19 GMT 7
87/88 seems to be the batting average for men in my family - I doubt I'll make it or even want to make it. I'll be content, very content, with 70.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 21, 2015 8:16:30 GMT 7
Well according to that site, I died 3 weeks ago last Tuesday while being molested by an Aardvark. In my absence, funeral arrangements are being arranged by Sir SiamPolee. No flowers please, if you wish to make a donation please forward your cheques to SiamPolee made out to the Campaign Against Sexual Harrasment by anteaters (or C.A.S.H. for short). All liquid donations (and let’s face facts here, you all know what I am referring to when I say ‘liquid donations’  ) should be forwarded to my long term suffering widow. Well it has been good knowing you all but I have to go as I believe that my new home needs elevating. Time to raise Hell. |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 21, 2015 10:14:15 GMT 7
Don't use his name in vain Tony, Sirpolle is to be genuflected to.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 21, 2015 10:19:43 GMT 7
...and tell him to please put his helmet on when he's out doing his Mad Max impersonation. Love ya Tony.
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siampolee
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Post by siampolee on Dec 21, 2015 11:43:32 GMT 7
As an aside my grandmother made it to 102 and until the last six months of her life was O.K.
My parents died in their early 70's but I do think that their wartime injuries on my fathers side at El Alemein and my mother being an ambulance driver in London through the blitz and before and after that event had an adverse impact upon their lives as it did many other people too who in many cases had lived through two war wars.
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rubl
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Post by rubl on Dec 23, 2015 18:52:08 GMT 7
Well according to that site, I died 3 weeks ago last Tuesday while being molested by an Aardvark. In my absence, funeral arrangements are being arranged by Sir SiamPolee. No flowers please, if you wish to make a donation please forward your cheques to SiamPolee made out to the Campaign Against Sexual Harrasment by anteaters (or C.A.S.H. for short). All liquid donations (and let’s face facts here, you all know what I am referring to when I say ‘liquid donations’ ) should be forwarded to my long term suffering widow. Well it has been good knowing you all but I have to go as I believe that my new home needs elevating. Time to raise Hell. What a 'wake' that will be and as dead don't drink we even need less bottles  |
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Post by rubl on Dec 23, 2015 18:58:34 GMT 7
Well, I may still need to 'struggle' on for another 28 to 29 years. Would give me the age my father reached and my mother is now.
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Post by rgs2001uk on Dec 23, 2015 22:43:44 GMT 7
Hopefully at a time and place of my choosing.
Probably in some enlightened country.
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Post by Mosha on Dec 24, 2015 9:02:39 GMT 7
last year on FB was one of those stupid quiz thingies on this subject. I answered honestlyt and they gave me 26 minutes. So I went to lie down, as I didn't want to hurt myself when I died. After 30 minutes I went back to the computer.
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Post by Fletchsmile on Dec 24, 2015 12:29:02 GMT 7
Estimated life expectancy 93. 75% chance of living to be older than 84. 7.5 years greater than other people your age
I think I've spotted the flaws in this:
1) It only allowed you to put "more than 8 drinks a week" as the top answer
2) It has totally disregarded the fact that I arrived around 1000 of the Third Age and have died before
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Post by Deleted on Dec 24, 2015 13:03:09 GMT 7
Jesus you lot need to start thinking about living not dying.
Merry Christmas to all here!
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