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Post by Soutpeel on Apr 11, 2015 14:25:46 GMT 7
inVesting is all timing. My course is quicker and cheaper and more accepted in the international community. Timing. In the morning, inVest. At bedtime, outVest. If you have a hot date, deVest. That will be $35,000 please. And what happens if we don't pay the 35k ? A midnight visit from a very angry masonic ninja with a polish accent ? |
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Post by smokie36 on Apr 11, 2015 14:28:05 GMT 7
And remember, with your vest always wear socks and flip flops. If you keep your socks on for long enough....your fund GUS will grow! |
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Post by rgs2001uk on Apr 11, 2015 14:42:13 GMT 7
And remember, with your vest always wear socks and flip flops. Serious point of order here, please. Would/should that be black socks only? What length is acceptable depending on season, ankle or calf length? Looks like you have your first customers already, contacted these guys yet? Attachment DeletedAttachment Deleted |
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Post by me on Apr 11, 2015 14:42:33 GMT 7
And remember not to devest too quickly when engaging in nocturnal pursuits......you may need to pull the vest down to cover your assets when running from someone who is long when you though she was just short.
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Post by Soutpeel on Apr 11, 2015 14:56:17 GMT 7
Staying on topic, as I always do, I agree with the view on Gerbils, both on the matter of developing under arm hair and as long term Vestment. You can also shear them on twice yearly basis and use the fleece to knit additional vests. Surely an excelent choice with this type of dividend. This will far outweigh the intial outlay and ongoing associated costs. Turning to the Tartan short issue, I am sure you will understand that this is an advanced Vesting problem and you cannot expect me to comment in an open forum. ATF sign up for the course and all will be revealed. Monty, sorry I do not offer discounts, but you indicate you have the required physical attributes, if you PM me a photo (preferably undraped) we may be able to meet up later in order for me to examine it in more detail. You don't want to see me naked. Even my wife closes her eyes and imagines Richard Gere. You look like a gerbil naked ? |
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Post by SirToad on Apr 11, 2015 14:57:17 GMT 7
I think he means his wife dreams of Sir Richard of Gere in his Officer and Gerbilman role
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Post by Soutpeel on Apr 11, 2015 14:58:30 GMT 7
I think he means his wife dreams of Sir Richard of Gere in his Officer and Gerbilman role Ah get it, not Sir dicky in his nd's hobby role understood |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 11, 2015 15:07:33 GMT 7
Richard Gere looks like a Welsh midget. Horrible.
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Post by SirToad on Apr 11, 2015 15:10:15 GMT 7
Didn't you know that Richard Gere is banned on thaivisa ?
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Post by smokie36 on Apr 11, 2015 15:10:33 GMT 7
Danny De Vito kinda reminds me of a gerbil.
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Post by bigbadgeordie on Apr 11, 2015 15:35:22 GMT 7
Look guys this is a serious issue, please stay on topic,Smokie,Mr Toad,Soutpeel,rgs2001uk and siampolee or I will have to report you to a Moddie....ah shit!!!
To borrow a phrase fron my good pal McWnkie, "don't be a hater"
If you do not behave I will be forced to post naked pictures of myself
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Post by streetcowboy on Apr 11, 2015 22:16:42 GMT 7
When the acopalypse comes, you'll all be looking for a SurviVest of the Fittest
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Post by Deleted on Apr 11, 2015 22:20:51 GMT 7
A grave fear you should diVEST yourself of as only the braVEST will survive.
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Post by The Arrow on Apr 11, 2015 22:39:26 GMT 7
I note there was fashion trend in the 1920's in Southend in England concerning vests. Very futuristic it was too.  That photo was taken last week. |
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Post by bigbadgeordie on Apr 11, 2015 22:51:05 GMT 7
When the acopalypse comes, you'll all be looking for a SurviVest of the Fittest Others may think this thread is a joke, but you my friend, have hit the nail on the head. I have no Vested interest, well, apart from financial/sexual/shit even gerbil, in promoting this course, oops forgot to mention self gratification. We have to now inVest in the future, others have Vested interests, they pipe up, but they only strengthen our resolve and weld us together, for we are the Pipe Welders of the future. No one shall Polish us off, we will not be tarnished. Nor shall we FlipFlop around, we shal pull our socks up, well above our Clarkes sandals. At times we may feel our shorts are above our knees, but we shall wash them, re-iron them so that the creases are perfectly straight. Then and only then,we shall wear our Vests with pride. Apologies to Winston Chirchill, but you know if you read his stuff, he had the same sense of fun. May you wear your vest with pride |
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