Post by bigbadgeordie on Apr 11, 2015 11:43:37 GMT 7
Having given considerable thought to an idea I have had for several years, I have decided to open the Geordie School of inVesting.
I have lived in Thailand for a number of years now and could not help but notice the large number of farangs who wear vests, or as some of you may know them as singlets.
It is apparent that many of individuals are sartorially challenged and I feel they would benefit from an online course on Vesting correctly. Whilst I myself do not Vest, I have observed these people over a considerable period, therefore, I feel I am well qualified to offer this course. I do of course hold a valid qualification in Wheeltapping and Shunting, I'm sure you will agree this makes me eminentally suited to run an educational web based service in Vesting.
The course will be web based, should you not be fully computer literate I can send you the lectures, tip/advice sheets and interactive lessons on video (Betamax format only).
The course will cover the full spectrum of Vesting some of the modules cover:-
1. What vests to buy, where to buy and how to negotiate with your supplier.
2. Singha, Leo, Chang and Muay Thai Vest derivatives.
3. Long term versus short term Vesting options
4. Relationship building with your Vests.
5. Fabric care and development of the essential faded profile
6. Supporting your Vest to create the perfect protfolio, this section covers below the knee shorts, sock and sandle pairing, amongst many others.
7. Development of local Vest support groups/clubs.
8. Building that most essential "Beer Belly", which ensures successful Vesting.
These are just some of the exciting modules you can experience by subscribing to this course, and all for the minor sum of $43,000 US. I am sure this course will be in high demand, so I will be limiting student numbers to the first 40,000 applicants. So book your place today, you should not miss out on this one.
Regards Geordie
I have lived in Thailand for a number of years now and could not help but notice the large number of farangs who wear vests, or as some of you may know them as singlets.
It is apparent that many of individuals are sartorially challenged and I feel they would benefit from an online course on Vesting correctly. Whilst I myself do not Vest, I have observed these people over a considerable period, therefore, I feel I am well qualified to offer this course. I do of course hold a valid qualification in Wheeltapping and Shunting, I'm sure you will agree this makes me eminentally suited to run an educational web based service in Vesting.
The course will be web based, should you not be fully computer literate I can send you the lectures, tip/advice sheets and interactive lessons on video (Betamax format only).
The course will cover the full spectrum of Vesting some of the modules cover:-
1. What vests to buy, where to buy and how to negotiate with your supplier.
2. Singha, Leo, Chang and Muay Thai Vest derivatives.
3. Long term versus short term Vesting options
4. Relationship building with your Vests.
5. Fabric care and development of the essential faded profile
6. Supporting your Vest to create the perfect protfolio, this section covers below the knee shorts, sock and sandle pairing, amongst many others.
7. Development of local Vest support groups/clubs.
8. Building that most essential "Beer Belly", which ensures successful Vesting.
These are just some of the exciting modules you can experience by subscribing to this course, and all for the minor sum of $43,000 US. I am sure this course will be in high demand, so I will be limiting student numbers to the first 40,000 applicants. So book your place today, you should not miss out on this one.
Regards Geordie
