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Post by pathumseb on Jan 27, 2016 7:04:37 GMT 7
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Post by Deleted on Jan 27, 2016 9:02:18 GMT 7
A duck walks into a bar and asks: "Got any Bread?"
Barman says: "No."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No, we have no bread."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No, we haven't got any bread!"
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No, are you farking deaf?! We haven't got any bread, and if you ask me again and I'll nail your farking beak to the bar you irritating kant!"
Duck says: "Got any nails?"
Barman says: "No"
Duck says: "Got any bread?
Barman pulls out a Remington 870 and shoots the kant....story done
"Shela! We got any cucumber, spring onion and hoi sin sauce and some of them shitty pancakes?"
Bedtime for me I'm malfunctioning again
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Post by pathumseb on Jan 27, 2016 11:01:22 GMT 7
The duck petitions for the pub to be shut down because the sign uses multiple fonts
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Post by me on Jan 27, 2016 12:39:15 GMT 7
The duck petitions for the pub to be shut down because the sign uses multiple fontsGPp Good thing it did not say The Olde Canard c'est inutile de le réprimander) ça ne le touche absolument pas |
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Post by Soutpeel on Jan 27, 2016 18:45:12 GMT 7
The duck petitions for the pub to be shut down because the sign uses multiple fonts Are you questioning moderation on BM, your suspension is on its way ! Or i might sentance you to a week end on the back of baht bus disscussing Israeli/american politics with the baht bus queen and then ban you because of your vile anti american, homophobic rhetoric..... You have been warned |
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Post by rubl on Jan 27, 2016 23:10:34 GMT 7
The duck petitions for the pub to be shut down because the sign uses multiple fonts Are you questioning moderation on BM, your suspension is on its way ! Or i might sentance you to a week end on the back of baht bus disscussing Israeli/american politics with the baht bus queen and then ban you because of your vile anti american, homophobic rhetoric..... You have been warned A mod with name zoutpiel is bound to be either somewhat humourless, or one needs to take it with a pinch of ... |
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Post by rubl on Jan 27, 2016 23:26:45 GMT 7
two line of thoughts:
A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink.
The bartender says "wtf mate, you're a duck. How are you gonna pay for that"
The duck says "Put it on my bill"
or
A dyslexic walks into a bra...
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Post by rubl on Jan 28, 2016 8:42:36 GMT 7
The duck petitions for the pub to be shut down because the sign uses multiple fonts Are you questioning moderation on BM, your suspension is on its way ! Or i might sentance you to a week end on the back of baht bus disscussing Israeli/american politics with the baht bus queen and then ban you because of your vile anti american, homophobic rhetoric..... You have been warned Of course, after all this admonishment some may feel a bit defiant and wonder "The Gods must be crazy"  |
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