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Post by Deleted on Jan 29, 2016 15:49:19 GMT 7
In fact, that's how I noticed her - delivering a withering one-liner to a pikey asking for someone to buy him a bottle of water in the pub.
Cute as a button, sharp dressed, and petite. I only noticed how petite she was when I gave her a lift back to her motorcycle at 5.00 a.m.
It had been a lock in, not in her bar, in another bar 500 metres away. She had come in with her boyfriend of the moment - the Knight in Shining Armour.
To be fair, the guy was about the same age, and they looked "right," as a couple. Except - farang mai roo.
He didn't understand his role in this realtionship - keep spending. He refused her a glass of wine.
"Eff off," she told him. And there began a one-hour plus argument between Mai Roo, and Little Miss One-Liner.
She walked out - he followed her.
She came back - he followed her.
She complained about him stalking her - he complained that he had taken her for a 2,000 baht dinner and wasn't getting the expected action.
He got a tad aggressive - he was invited to leave. He left.
She walked out at 5.00 a.m. and started heading back to her bike - I followed and gave her a lift, concerned that the guy was loitering.
"Bye, bye," I shouted, as her bike went right, and I turned left back to the pub.
Home alone -
The two of them.
One wondering what happened -
The other having forgotten him already.
And tonight, some guy will walk into her bar and it will all start over again.
Farang Mai Roo -
Just another night in the field of broken dreams.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 29, 2016 15:51:54 GMT 7
^^ That's not a flash fiction - that's what happened.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 29, 2016 17:11:38 GMT 7
Ah the Emperor and his new doll.
"Bye, bye," I shouted, as her bike went right, and I turned left back to the pub."
Are you going back tonight blether?
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Post by smokie36 on Jan 29, 2016 17:53:21 GMT 7
Ah the Emperor and his new doll. "Bye, bye," I shouted, as her bike went right, and I turned left back to the pub." Are you going back tonight blether? He's in the market for a new Sheila <Bunny boiler>!
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Post by Deleted on Jan 29, 2016 17:55:51 GMT 7
No 'sheilas' in Thailand smokie. great story though. 5am he was a gentleman to walk her to her bike. Then again, he could have had his noggin cracked open by the lurking bf. Best he stick to decent places. blether what was for breakfast?
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Post by Deleted on Jan 29, 2016 18:01:51 GMT 7
No 'sheilas' in Thailand smokie. great story though. 5am he was a gentleman to walk her to her bike. Then again, he could have had his noggin cracked open by the lurking bf. Best he stick to decent places. blether what was for breakfast? I've not had it yet - sufferin as usual. I watched that young lady walk down the quiet back soi and couldn't let her go alone. In a way its a selfish thing cos what would my conscience be if that guy had pounced on her? My Mum brought me up well in that regard.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 29, 2016 18:04:37 GMT 7
Ah the Emperor and his new doll. "Bye, bye," I shouted, as her bike went right, and I turned left back to the pub." Are you going back tonight blether? I'm the cornerman at a Muay Thai fight again tonight, can't be bothered but the trainer gave me the heavy guilt trip. Isaan tomorrow, three day trip to eventually watch a professional, top class Muay Thai fight - I've only ever seen "tourist," type fights. Looking forward to it.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 29, 2016 18:08:02 GMT 7
Got any vids? I can't picture you in a fight, soooooooooooooo you must be built like a washboard.
Pics please.
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Post by onionluke on Jan 29, 2016 18:10:05 GMT 7
Ah the Emperor and his new doll. "Bye, bye," I shouted, as her bike went right, and I turned left back to the pub." Are you going back tonight blether? I'm the cornerman at a Muay Thai fight again tonight, can't be bothered but the trainer gave me the heavy guilt trip. Isaan tomorrow, three day trip to eventually watch a professional, top class Muay Thai fight - I've only ever seen "tourist," type fights. Looking forward to it. Try and get to temple party fight , usually round the back under some tries .
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Post by Deleted on Jan 29, 2016 18:10:58 GMT 7
I'm the cornerman at a Muay Thai fight again tonight, can't be bothered but the trainer gave me the heavy guilt trip. Isaan tomorrow, three day trip to eventually watch a professional, top class Muay Thai fight - I've only ever seen "tourist," type fights. Looking forward to it. Try and get to temple party fight , usually round the back under some tries . That's a thing I'd like to see
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Post by onionluke on Jan 29, 2016 18:15:32 GMT 7
Try and get to temple party fight , usually round the back under some tries . That's a thing I'd like to see Temple parties in Issan are quite mental , the Muay Thai matches are most civilised compared to what else is going on .
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Post by Deleted on Jan 29, 2016 18:24:12 GMT 7
One of our own. A hero. Good work blether.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 29, 2016 18:25:23 GMT 7
May I be so bold?
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Post by Deleted on Jan 29, 2016 18:42:36 GMT 7
^^ . Going a bit far there, Shado. It only took five minutes out of my day and allowed me to sleep with a clear conscience.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 29, 2016 18:47:34 GMT 7
Arrow lets her off the leash at night to prey on posters. If it is a her.
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