Post by Soutpeel on Feb 16, 2016 14:27:18 GMT 7
Octopus Valentine's Day Sex Session Scrapped Over Cannibalism Fears
Poor Kong.
The Seattle Aquarium's octopus was due to spend Valentine's Day having sex, but the mating session was canceled over concerns he'd make his female companion his lunch rather than his lover, KOMO reported.
Staff said the 70-pound Kong was way too big for his fellow female cephalopods plucked from the sea, who tipped the scales at just 30 to 40 pounds each. Worried he'd end up eating them, the staff scrapped the popular event and Kong was joined in his tank by a diver instead.
In related news, a diver was admitted to a local hospital today after a marathon sex session with a giant horny octopus...in a mammoth 14 hour emergency surgery, doctors reconstructed the divers anal passage and treated the diver for various sucker wounds all over his body...by means of an apology seattle zoo sent a bunch of flowers on behalf of Kong...
www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/octopus-seattle-aquarium-sex_us_56c18ea1e4b08ffac125bb36?ir=Weird+News§ion=us_weird-news&utm_hp_ref=weird-news
Poor Kong.
The Seattle Aquarium's octopus was due to spend Valentine's Day having sex, but the mating session was canceled over concerns he'd make his female companion his lunch rather than his lover, KOMO reported.
Staff said the 70-pound Kong was way too big for his fellow female cephalopods plucked from the sea, who tipped the scales at just 30 to 40 pounds each. Worried he'd end up eating them, the staff scrapped the popular event and Kong was joined in his tank by a diver instead.
In related news, a diver was admitted to a local hospital today after a marathon sex session with a giant horny octopus...in a mammoth 14 hour emergency surgery, doctors reconstructed the divers anal passage and treated the diver for various sucker wounds all over his body...by means of an apology seattle zoo sent a bunch of flowers on behalf of Kong...
www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/octopus-seattle-aquarium-sex_us_56c18ea1e4b08ffac125bb36?ir=Weird+News§ion=us_weird-news&utm_hp_ref=weird-news
