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Post by Deleted on Feb 17, 2016 9:18:54 GMT 7
www.msn.com/en-au/news/world/this-irishman-claims-he-was-abducted-by-aliens-who-told-him-how-world-will-end/ar-BBpo6RV Was it the Jamesons? This Irishman claims he was abducted by ALIENS who told him how world will end.An Irishman has told the terrifying tale of his abduction by ALIENS - and how they predicted the end of the world. Retired carpenter Gerry Battles, 61, from Pallaskenry, Co Limerick, claims he was walking home after two Christmas drinks with a pal when the real-life ETs struck. During the experience, he says he was paralysed, came face-to-face with a "cone-headed" extraterrestrial and travelled to the North Pole in the blink of an eye. He also recalled being warned of earth's impending doom during the encounter on December 26, 2001, as he walked home from The Seven Sisters Pub in Kildimo. He said: "I was only minutes away from my house. It was a clear, dry night. You could have read a book with the light off the night sky, but I wasn’t drawn by the light of the stars or the moon but by a bright, surgical, white light coming from the other end of the boreen." After being drawn by the white light, Gerry remembers finding himself aboard a spacecraft with about 40 others — all in a subdued state, standing motionless like statues. He admits that anyone he has revealed this fantastical story to thinks he is mad and laughs when asked if he has any history of mental illness. "No, not at all,” he replies. He said those who don't believe his tale are "naive and have small imaginations" before revealing the alien warned him that mankind will go the same way as the dinosaurs when a giant asteroid smashes into earth. Gerry says the alien told him mankind has come a long way but its time is running out. Conspiracy nuts hail "best ever" UFO video - But it looks like a comet . "We are four million light years more advanced than you are. We have been observing you for Millennia. In all that time you have only excelled at two things — global warfare and lying to your own species." "You must use the force. Be one with the force. Harness the force," the alien advised. Gerry said the alien also warned us not to trust governments or the banks as they have been "lying to us since day one".
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Post by Deleted on Feb 17, 2016 10:05:10 GMT 7
www.msn.com/en-au/news/world/this-irishman-claims-he-was-abducted-by-aliens-who-told-him-how-world-will-end/ar-BBpo6RV Was it the Jamesons? This Irishman claims he was abducted by ALIENS who told him how world will end.An Irishman has told the terrifying tale of his abduction by ALIENS - and how they predicted the end of the world. Retired carpenter Gerry Battles, 61, from Pallaskenry, Co Limerick, claims he was walking home after two Christmas drinks with a pal when the real-life ETs struck. During the experience, he says he was paralysed, came face-to-face with a "cone-headed" extraterrestrial and travelled to the North Pole in the blink of an eye. He also recalled being warned of earth's impending doom during the encounter on December 26, 2001, as he walked home from The Seven Sisters Pub in Kildimo. He said: "I was only minutes away from my house. It was a clear, dry night. You could have read a book with the light off the night sky, but I wasn’t drawn by the light of the stars or the moon but by a bright, surgical, white light coming from the other end of the boreen." After being drawn by the white light, Gerry remembers finding himself aboard a spacecraft with about 40 others — all in a subdued state, standing motionless like statues. He admits that anyone he has revealed this fantastical story to thinks he is mad and laughs when asked if he has any history of mental illness. "No, not at all,” he replies. He said those who don't believe his tale are "naive and have small imaginations" before revealing the alien warned him that mankind will go the same way as the dinosaurs when a giant asteroid smashes into earth. Gerry says the alien told him mankind has come a long way but its time is running out. Conspiracy nuts hail "best ever" UFO video - But it looks like a comet . "We are four million light years more advanced than you are. We have been observing you for Millennia. In all that time you have only excelled at two things — global warfare and lying to your own species." "You must use the force. Be one with the force. Harness the force," the alien advised. Gerry said the alien also warned us not to trust governments or the banks as they have been "lying to us since day one". We are four million light years more advanced than you are.
So let's find a subject to pass this valuable information on to. Some superior human being who people look up to, respect and believe. Who should it be, a doctor, a professor, a particle physicist, Steven Hawking, the President of the USA, the pope? No, a drunk Irishman, that should show how advanced we really are.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 17, 2016 10:05:29 GMT 7
They speak English well for aliens!
I suspect they attended the Mac alien school of English.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 17, 2016 10:21:41 GMT 7
You would have thought they would have called in on someone important.
Dragging a drunk Irishman off the street is not the sign of an intelligence four million light years more advanced.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 17, 2016 10:22:55 GMT 7
And by the look on his face they forgot to remove the anal probe!
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Post by me on Feb 17, 2016 10:46:55 GMT 7
They speak English well for aliens! I suspect they attended the Mac alien school of English. I do not think they would speak that well if they did.
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Post by siampolee on Feb 17, 2016 11:08:12 GMT 7
Now possibly it's that indestructible brain tumor yachting, Cessna flying camper van driver, indestructible ace defective detective colonial policeman who beats death into a cocked hat every time he comes to call. I can <Fantasy boy> I am an alien being
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Post by me on Feb 17, 2016 18:28:34 GMT 7
www.msn.com/en-au/news/world/this-irishman-claims-he-was-abducted-by-aliens-who-told-him-how-world-will-end/ar-BBpo6RV Was it the Jamesons? This Irishman claims he was abducted by ALIENS who told him how world will end.An Irishman has told the terrifying tale of his abduction by ALIENS - and how they predicted the end of the world. Retired carpenter Gerry Battles, 61, from Pallaskenry, Co Limerick, claims he was walking home after two Christmas drinks with a pal when the real-life ETs struck. During the experience, he says he was paralysed, came face-to-face with a "cone-headed" extraterrestrial and travelled to the North Pole in the blink of an eye. He also recalled being warned of earth's impending doom during the encounter on December 26, 2001, as he walked home from The Seven Sisters Pub in Kildimo. He said: "I was only minutes away from my house. It was a clear, dry night. You could have read a book with the light off the night sky, but I wasn’t drawn by the light of the stars or the moon but by a bright, surgical, white light coming from the other end of the boreen." After being drawn by the white light, Gerry remembers finding himself aboard a spacecraft with about 40 others — all in a subdued state, standing motionless like statues. He admits that anyone he has revealed this fantastical story to thinks he is mad and laughs when asked if he has any history of mental illness. "No, not at all,” he replies. He said those who don't believe his tale are "naive and have small imaginations" before revealing the alien warned him that mankind will go the same way as the dinosaurs when a giant asteroid smashes into earth. Gerry says the alien told him mankind has come a long way but its time is running out. Conspiracy nuts hail "best ever" UFO video - But it looks like a comet . "We are four million light years more advanced than you are. We have been observing you for Millennia. In all that time you have only excelled at two things — global warfare and lying to your own species." "You must use the force. Be one with the force. Harness the force," the alien advised. Gerry said the alien also warned us not to trust governments or the banks as they have been "lying to us since day one". I think the guy has kissed th Blarney Stone......Stone Bonkers or Storne Drunk.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 17, 2016 18:34:29 GMT 7
Hey wouldn't it be funny if he was telling the truth? Just sayin'..
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Post by Deleted on Feb 17, 2016 19:20:36 GMT 7
Saying he was the real Santa Claus would be more believable.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 17, 2016 19:27:07 GMT 7
What is that drop where you have hallucinations after imbibing, Absinthe? That deadly drop originating in Switzerland, Absinthe has often been portrayed as a dangerously addictive psychoactive drug and hallucinogen. The chemical compound thujone, although present in the spirit in only trace amounts, was blamed for its alleged harmful effects. Perhaps the Irishman consumed some of that, one poster here definitely indulges as demonstrated by her delusional rants in the middle of the night. *hic* Bans
Spurred by the temperance movement and the winemakers' associations, Absinthe was publicly associated with violent crimes and social disorder. One critic claimed: Absinthe makes you crazy and criminal, and has killed thousands of French people. It makes a ferocious beast of man, a martyr of woman, and a degenerate of the infant, it disorganizes and ruins the family and menaces the future of the country.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Absinthe
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Post by Deleted on Feb 18, 2016 7:34:53 GMT 7
Got a good laugh out of this one.
Don't believe he only had two Christmas drinks, impossible for an Irishman.
My Father was Irish and I believe the whole Irish population was abducted by aliens at one stage and the aliens got sick of them and sent them back.
The alien was probably speaking in his own language and the Irishman thought he was from County Cork.
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Post by Soutpeel on Feb 18, 2016 15:17:50 GMT 7
Technical question...referencing the drawings behind him, do those people have vagina's on their heads ?
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Post by Deleted on Feb 19, 2016 4:57:12 GMT 7
Technical response - you have a vivid imagination sp.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 19, 2016 6:34:51 GMT 7
He would be a lot of fun on the p**s. The most adventurous thing I ever did whilst walking home from the pub after a few Christmas drinks was cross the road on a red pedestrian light.
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